Imma squirter and I just ate some asparagus lets do this bro. Email sent! I just had your chicken salad to numb the pain of my forgotten dressing. It was good AF.
That's even better. Someone has their thinking cap on this early in the morning. If you really cared you'd retweet this with your nipple. Seriously, no weirdos or I'll block you. #nudes#lesbian
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The list of things I'm willing to pay in sexual favors for gets longer and longer. Next time I'll check if they have you blocked first. #flirt