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[hi @Aliviabaker69]

*Anti-vax kids at the pool*

Kid: Marco!!

Viruses in the pool: Polio >:)

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

We have today again consulted with experts, so we are announcing today that children in the state will have an extended spring break of 3 weeks. We will review it afterwards. This will begin on Monday.

[hi @Aliviabaker69]

it’s rona time babiez

[hi @Aliviabaker69]

two grilled cheeses deep feelin loose

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I put the art in fart

[Andrew Le @_andrewble]

have you ever done something nice not because you’re thinking what if jesus is watching but you’re thinking what if john quiñones is watching

[hi @Aliviabaker69]

i’m gonna shove a toaster up my arse

[hi @Aliviabaker69]

wearing spandex under a skirt is just a BYO skort

[hi @Aliviabaker69]

dogs are faster than humans bc dogs have 4 wheel drive and humans have 2

[hi @Aliviabaker69]

when you yawn or stretch do your ribs crack

[hi @Aliviabaker69]

when Lil Nas X said “hey panini, don’t you be a meanie”, I felt that

[hi @Aliviabaker69]

why r bees so frantic?? where r u going barry b benson

[James @CaucasianJames]

no i’m not a democrat 🙄

no i’m not a republican 😒

i’m a jake pauler 😎

[hi @Aliviabaker69]

i don’t trust anyone that willingly drinks decaf coffee.

[Dublin Coffman HS @DublinCoffmanHS]

5 seniors @DublinCoffmanHS have decided to serve their country after graduation. We are so proud of you. #ThankYouForYourService @usairforce @USArmy @USNavy

[hi @Aliviabaker69]

@hallie0mitchell @drew_vascik major facts

[Allie Kelly @alliiekelly]

rt if u do A. like if you do B

[hi @Aliviabaker69]

yea, i’d say i’m talented

[Allie Kelly @alliiekelly]

rt if you have a teacher who sits like this

[Allie Kelly @alliiekelly]

rt if this made you cringe