Alix Zelener

| USU ‘18 | Northwestern Law ‘21 |

[Dan Mahboubian Rosen @thedanrosen]

People wonder why Jews are neurotic. It’s because the chill ones didn’t make it. Every Jew you meet is the descendent of a Jew 200 years ago who was like “yo, the vibes are off. Let’s get on a boat.”

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

do people who hate california understand that you can see between 1 and five thousand tiny lizards every day. do they understand this

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Maya Rudolph better get ready

[Panic! At The Disco @PanicAtTheDisco]

Roll me like a blunt, because 2020 is here 🎉🍻 let’s gooooo!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republican hypocrisy at its finest: saying that Trump admitting to sexual assault on tape is just “locker room talk,” but scandalizing themselves into faux-outrage when my sis says a curse word in a bar.

GOP lost entitlement to policing women’s behavior a long time ago.

Next.

[Alix Zelener @AlixZee]

Literally my inspiration every single day 😭❤️

[emmy @emilymiller_3]

Here’s a picture of my tired ass at my last clinical of the semester yesterday morning!!! The end is in sight!

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

The Bayou and Me: NFC SOUTHern Hospitality Special

Brought to you by @RobRiggle and special "Rams Fans" guests @realjoeyfatone and @brittbaron #RigglesPicks

[GL @gldivittorio]

Me, drunk The Irish in
. 1845

🤝

Really wanting some potatoes

[Alix Zelener @AlixZee]

@emilymiller_3 How many Lowe’s would a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?.... is my question... for you.

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Everyone. Must. Register. To. Vote. Right. Now.

[Bryce Harper @bryceharper3]

Thanks big man! Great to compete against you! #classact https://t.co/yGWucLzMMg

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Proud of our #Cubs!

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

You shall pay for this insolence, tall man 🤨 https://t.co/uJyXoRdBAD

[Alix Zelener @AlixZee]

@emilymiller_3 Me?????????

[Panic! At The Disco @PanicAtTheDisco]

This tweet is Panic! At The Disco approved 👏👏👏 https://t.co/owylfHNbse

[Alix Zelener @AlixZee]

What a time to be alive 😂😭 https://t.co/eyp1i9cNvD

[Paige Hoel @paigeyhoel]

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING IN LIFE RN
ONE OF BY BEST FRIENDS IS GETTING INTO AWESOME PHD PROGRAMS
ANOTHER ONE IS GETTING INTO AWESOME LAW SCHOOLS
MY DOG MIGHT BE DYING
MY KEYS ARE STILL MISSING
I HAVE A JOB OFFER
MY THESIS IS JUST ABOUT FINISHED
AND
MY HAIR LOOKS GREAT THIS WEEK

[Redlands Softball @rhsterriersoft1]

Words can’t describe how meaningful this is. Papa Ford was so influential to so many.