Alix Zoellner

[Alix Zoellner @AlixZoellner]

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My window is open and I can hear a neighbors dog in their backyard just cry-barking for someone to let him in. 💔🥺 it’s been 25 mins. I’m about to put my robe on and walk towards his cry and take him home with me. WTF ppl? 😢

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Is this season of AHS slasher awesome ? I just watched the first few minutes of the first episode and idk how I feel about it lol

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It’s the same 400 degree temperature to cook my pot pie and the frozen onion rings I just found in my fridge #perfect

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Is it weird I’m at my parents & I’m just counting down the minutes until they leave for dinner so I can raid their kitchen and make a bunch of food?! #theirfit #iwanttoovereat like a mini chicken pot pie, Kraft Mac n cheese and I’ll be snacking on cheese and crackers all da while

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@breepepito Where? I want to do this!

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Works out 3 days in a row while eating healthy and not drinking = still weigh the same 🥴 I want results now at least like 2lbs off dang

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It’s 5pm on the east coast so I’ve decided I’m done working for the day

[Alix Zoellner @AlixZoellner]

I want spongebob Mac n cheese

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I am obsessed with Santa Clarita diet 😂

[Alix Zoellner @AlixZoellner]

Is bachelor this season really worth watching ? Like I just don’t find Colton attractive and he seems like a lil too sensitive and shady

[Alix Zoellner @AlixZoellner]

I heard the new Netflix Sabrina the witch or whatever is good but I’m literally on episode 4 and sooo bored - I’ve tried watching this episode multiple times and here I am sitting on my phone

[Alix Zoellner @AlixZoellner]

There’s a difference between krafts mac n cheese and krafts thick n creamy Mac n cheese 💯 I just always thought it was an upgrade box cover

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@cassidymcmillen I fucking love shredded cheese 😂

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Now he’s sitting in the corner silently because I yelled at him 😒

[Alix Zoellner @AlixZoellner]

I literally bought one natty daddy and one golden halo and Alex just spilled my whole fucking full beer I just opened, because he had his feet on the coffee table. So isn’t it fair I take one of his two beers??? #whydidthatmakemesomad #moodyaf #seriously #putyourfuckingfeetdown

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Is it an anxiety or panic attack when your heart is racing & feels like it’s gonna explode, don’t feel normal, can’t get comfortable, no matter how hard you try, and feel like you could breathe in the 0 degree air non stop even though it’s freezing?