Aliyu 🧠⚽

🧠 Football thoughts & wild takes 🔴United fan | Goals, banter & vibes Follow me…. I follow back instantly ❤️

[Aliyu 🧠⚽ @AliyuTalksBall]

I talk football like I’m in the dressing room 😤
Hot takes, wild reactions & matchday chaos 😈
Follow @AliyuTalksBall — the football never sleeps ⚽🔥

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I’ve Voted for the Best! https://t.co/WnQyu77L1w

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@TrollFootball Cole Palmer showing elite recovery game 😂🧘‍♂️

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@UtdKobi I follow back immediately…. Let’s grow together ❤️

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@TrollFootball When tactics fail and it’s time to summon ancestors 😭😂

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@TrollFootball Haaland’s basically doing Uber + Nation building at the same time 🚛🇳🇴

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@TrollFootball Not even 'Super', just Eagles on sabbatical 😭🇳🇬

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@TrollFootball Looked more like a crossbar challenge than a penalty shootout 💀⚽️

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@TrollFootball Nah even the match ball asked to be subbed off 💀

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@UTDTrey At this point I need a therapist and a blood pressure machine 😭💔

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@UTDTrey Opponents thinking they’re about to cause an upset, then Osimhen checks in 😭🇳🇬

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@TrollFootball If Italy were cooking this hard, Haaland might’ve actually retired mid-match 😭🇮🇹

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@premierleague Ozil made the Prem look like a charity league on his debut 😭🪄
He’s Class

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@UtdKobi @AliyuTalksBall I am following back asap

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@brfootball Man Utd just doing community service at this point 😭

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@premierleague @BarclaysFooty This list is just Mbeumo featuring some guests 🔥

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@TrollFootball Bro thought he was in Game 7 of the playoffs 😭🏀

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Mbappé is a better winger than Bruno Fernandes.

[RUTH 🇨🇦 @it_Rutie]

Victor Osimhen is a better striker than Lamine Yamal.

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@footballtweet Ronaldo’s international trophy cabinet is heavier than Norway’s footballing history 💀

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@UtdFaithfuls Bro joined Chelsea and ghosted harder than their title hopes 👻😂

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@Rizy_LFC Guy even Ekitike is cooking… Premier League needs to come back ASAP 😭⚽️