Aliza

This kid is gonna be alright

[Aliza @Aliza529]

My talents include dry hitting a bong because I forgot I poured the water out last night

[JumJamz @JumJamz]

where is she?

#RWBYspoilers #RWBY9

[League of Legends @LeagueOfLegends]

Them

[Aliza @Aliza529]

Maybe I’ll have to start explicitly telling them that the tattoos are a warning sign

[Aliza @Aliza529]

New moon really made us release what we didn’t need. Fuck man

[Aliza @Aliza529]

My horoscope app hit right on the head today and not in a good way

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

my poor fukin notes app has seen so much shit

[Aliza @Aliza529]

@Southern_Canni I can only ever find them in a variety pack 😩 the rest are assss

[Hectic Teacher 🐈‍⬛🐾☕ @HecticTeacher]

After Mum's heart attack yesterday, I am putting this out there.

Heart Attacks present differently in Women, and if my Dad hadn't acted as quickly as he had, things may have been a very different story today.

[star ⭑彡 @lochnessmuncher]

all bad things jinx arcane did (A THREAD)

[Fatal ☠️ @fatalghouls]

The mods on the Try Guys wiki IS GOIN CRAZY

[Aliza @Aliza529]

@ThomasBeautyy No but literally why do I not vibe with Pisces

[Aliza @Aliza529]

Sitting here wondering why I want to beat someone’s face in then realizing Mars is in Gemini until March 😑

[Dumbs 🇫🇮 ➡️ LEC Finals Nice 🇫🇷 @DumbsYT]

gm gamers

[Aliza @Aliza529]

Trying to collab with Pittbull and make a toothpaste called Mr.Fluoride

[Aliza @Aliza529]

Sitting here trying to justify buying a bubble blower as mosquito repellent

[Aliza @Aliza529]

Me before college: oh yea I’m gonna do all the things
Me now: I think I’m gonna go sit in the library for 4 hours

[Aliza @Aliza529]

Reading a book on empaths and the assessment sounds suspiciously close to an autism assessment