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I only exist on the internet

[ali @AlizandraL]

@Lyracutevibes Mentioned :)

[ali @AlizandraL]

Putting me to death would be relief, forcing me to live and fall in love, that would be the true test.

[ali @AlizandraL]

100 richer I guess.

[ali @AlizandraL]

You ever find something so good you’re like
Hmm, is this a set up?
That 100 dollar bill 💵
On the ground is looking suspicious

Just me?

[ali @AlizandraL]

@BenaRosy Already on it! :)

[ali @AlizandraL]

@BenaRosy God bless you, but as you know it’s a large organization and from what I understand the programing is quite sophisticated

[ali @AlizandraL]

Y’all following me on the wrong platform
Peep me IRL!

Also, Sparklinginthevoid on Instagram & Youtube!

But thanks for following on any platform! I’m just like ded on here.

[ali @AlizandraL]

@jacksfilms A cheeseburger🍔 with an AK 🔫 & an old timey Coca-Cola. 🇺🇸

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love the color pink and i’m so sad that past me refused to wear pink bc she didn’t want to seem too “girly” listen up ladies be aggressively feminine if that’s what you want to be it’s the future elle woods died for

[ali @AlizandraL]

@santi_alexiea That’s a great idea! I’m down.

[ali @AlizandraL]

@mytoecold @ColleenB123 @commentiquette subtle name drop on that big money salvia? Or just drew being drew?

[ali @AlizandraL]

@jakeisriley @commentiquette Omg, I just had an epiphany that the entire reason for my existence was so that I could make it to this moment to see this photo! Woah, truly transformational!

[ali @AlizandraL]

@KrissersR Haha. Boom!

[ali @AlizandraL]

@JosephBoshoff Pics or it didn’t happen 🤣

[ali @AlizandraL]

Lions don’t read books about becoming lions they just roar.

[Drew Monson @mytoecold]

After I die I want my funeral to be postponed like 3 times so people keep thinking about me

[Drew Monson @mytoecold]

I want a relationship like this

[ali @AlizandraL]

@drewmonson7 @mytoecold Lmao I dreamt I was at a friends house with some people and I offered drew and everyone else a cupcake but he didn’t like it and was like gross. Domestic goddess levels not achieved.

[ali @AlizandraL]

@WAVVES I’m fucking happy for you dude! Stack bread. 🍞 Y’all bitter and frankly just on some weird shit if you’re mad about someone trying to make money and provide a service.