Daniboiy ⛺

You do You

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[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the art of ignoring someone you used to see as the love of your life

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[Ovc 🏆 @louisvuittonobo]

Make PSG allow us score first, I wan show them something 😂😂😂

[jideọfọ Okoye @Jide_4_U]

Lost a friend last Saturday, he died in his sleep.
He never smoked
Never drank
Never took soda
Never ate noodles
Always exercised.
He was 33 years old

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

At some point you might have to put that dream of a luxury lifestyle asides and enjoy life as it comes.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The right person will leave you if your wahala too much.

[supermom💕 @ilovesupermom]

Later we go talk about una wey Dey date broke girls😭😭

Omo Una Dey suffer oo 😭😂

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

If i like you, I’ll constantly show up for you and do everything i can to make your life easier even if it means going out of my way and inconveniencing myself, but when I’m done with you, it’s the same energy. You go think say i been dey pretend all along.

[folowosele adeboye @boye4christ2006]

The fastest way to break up with a Nigerian lady is to stop giving her money.

My friend tried it last month and it worked perfectly.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

I'm not bothered. Age teaches everyone in the end.

[PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ @PhutiSemenya14]

Being dumped by a lady who loves money feels like you have cleared a loan￶...

[Trash boat⛵️😋 @chibuikssss]

wish more niggas were this way

[JOSHUA @JJExclusive1]

There is no difference between people that died mid year and year end, naa we add meaning to the year end own because of date

[Hamilton @hamiltonawah]

For some reason I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t even care anymore. Omo do wetin you wan do but let me just find out early so I fit leave you.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

nothing dey pain woman pass say one boy get money but them no see am chop 😭😭😭

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Slim, beautiful, feminine, educated, responsible women that have shame>>>>>>>>>>❤️

[Nicolas Cole 🚢👻 @Nicolascole77]

Video games are a healthier use of time than social media scrolling.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

From the first line, to the 2nd to the 3rd.. To the last line…

EVERYTHING he said!!!🔥💯🔥

[Sparkling Water @thesparklywater]

✨ Luminex (@luminexio ) X Sparkling Water ✨

We're giving away %0.8 of total supply for $SWATER to Luminex discord members.

Go to their discord, find the #thesparklywater channel and drop your Spark adress for the airdrop.

If thats not enough sparkling water for you:

Repost and drop your wallet under this tweet for extra $SWATER. ✨ (Need to do both)

(Airdrop will be distributed EQUALLY to everyone who pasted their wallet to Luminex discord. And a little bit of boost for people who did both.)

Open for 18 hours.

Stay hydrated. 🫧💦