Alka Malhotra

HR Consulting professional, also have deep interest in unusual yet sustainable ideas for international fashion & all current affairs!!

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

Very well said!!
@kamaalrkhan So shamelessly you too are SOLD to this bollywood mafia...But they can't fool the public..Hume kuda nahi dekhna...Pathaan is kudaa...Aaa thoooo....

[Vikas Sharma @VikasSharma5656]

@kamaalrkhan Third class flop movie. Fake collections.

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

@kamaalrkhan @kamaalrkhan So shamelessly you too are SOLD to this bollywood mafia...But they can't fool the public..Hume kuda nahi dekhna...Pathaan is kudaa...Aaa thoooo....

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

@kamaalrkhan So shamelessly you too are SOLD to this bollywood mafia...But they can't fool the public..Hume kuda nahi dekhna...Pathaan is kudaa...Aaa thoooo....

[KRK @kamaalrkhan]

Day1 all India net collections from 3 multiplex chains was 26.90cr!
While today’s business till 6pm only is ₹28.75Cr from 3 multiplex chains. Means day2 all India business is going to be huge.

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

@kamaalrkhan This also could be the part of promotion

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

@IkedaQuotes True

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

Kindly send the whole link to this programme

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

Would you accept a dogecoin ?

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

So good!! Love it

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

@elonmusk - Do you not need an education in IT/Software to be able to write codes? Or physics is enough ? Kindly answer!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TomFitton @Twitter @yoyoel It’s the user’s own setting that did this

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

Yaass!! Verify with money

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

@elonmusk I am afraid all those accounts that have a differing opinions than Elon, their accounts also might get suspended in the near future...

[Gary @every_daydad]

Free speech is apparently worth $8 a month.

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

@elonmusk and Elon says haters continue to hate, but blue tick will be 8$ a month

[Gary @every_daydad]

Free speech is apparently worth $8 a month.

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

Joke I made today...

Can you help me?
Yes
Just say it...
Say what ?...
Help Me
🤣🤣🤣
@elonmusk
@kamaalrkhan

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

You are the world's richest man already, where do you want to stop ?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if Trump is coming back on this platform, Twitter would be minting money!

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

@elonmusk
You look like an excited child who has just got a new toy!! 😆

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

@elonmusk
Elon Musk is aint husk
Gets up at dusk
Got teeth like tusk
Mind grows like that of a Cusk
He sent no Lusk
That's Elon Musk!!!
(For the ♥️ of rhyming words)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just received this email from Twitter. This is an actual, real email that was autogenerated 🤣🤣

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

@jason_howerton What is it ???

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

Yes very well said...but only a Havan is not enough, the killers should be hanged till death..
@BOYCOTT32973003 @Warrior_for_SSR

[KRK @kamaalrkhan]

I didn’t believe before. But now I m also believing that Bollywood is suffering coz of curse of #SushantSinghRajput. Entire Bollywood should do a joint HAVAN and ask for forgiveness from GOD. They should promise to GOD that they won’t harass outsiders like Sushant n me in future.

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

@theroadlady @kamaalrkhan Jaise tune kiya Twitter par aakar vomit karna

[Alka Malhotra @AlkaSimer]

Good, now join the party...