Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪

The First Telegram Bot for Trading and Minting Alkanes BTC Protocol tokens!
More features coming soon 🧠

[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

@HabibXBT not built out yet, its coming

[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

ALKAMIST is heating up the Alkanes ecosystem, have you gotten any $MIST yet? you can get it easily on Alkanes Bot!

[PsyDiss @PsyDiss]

🧪 alkanes ecosystem guide 🧪

curious why everyone's talking about #Alkanes lately?

this post breaks down the whole ecosystem in simple degen terms 👇

🧪 What’s the buzz about Alkanes?

>Smart‑contracts, but on Bitcoin L1: Alkanes embeds WebAssembly (WASM) contracts directly into Bitcoin transactions, enabling trustless logic execution on the mainnet

>DeFi breakthrough on Bitcoin: Enables AMMs, DEXs, asset protocols—transforming Bitcoin from digital gold to programmable fuel

>Rapid wealth creation: Tokens like $METHANE & $DIESEL launched on Alkanes saw meteoric gains—some hitting multi‑million-dollar market caps and 10–100× price moves

>Ecosystem exposure expanding: Support from wallets like UniSat and OYLWallet, and integration with metaprotocol infrastructure (RSM, BRC2.0, OP_CAT) bolster momentum

Let breaks down the whole ecosystem 👇

wallets: @oylwallet @unisat_wallet @ordinalswallet @xverse

💸 btcfi: @SUBFROSTio (yield) @BoundUSD (stable) @FluidtokensXBT (soon)

🎮 gamefi: $MIST 🧪

🛒 marketplace: @idclub_ord - @unisat_wallet

📊 tools: @SatsTerminal @AlkanesBot @lifofifo @satonomy

🧪 minting: @mintalkanes @Fartanium @fairmints @xnakaverse @bitcoinunified @ybot_io

🚀 launchpad: @opump_fun

🧱 infra: @OylDynamics @SandshrewRPC @RebarLabs @Omnisats

🔍 explorer: @ordiscan_com

🔡 domains: @AlkanesDomains

📦 tokens: $diesel $methane $alkamist $fartane $butane $bee $bamboo $cheeky $MIST #Alkanes协议 #PUFFLESTUFF

🎨 nfts: @AlkanePandas @OylyOnAlkanes @Orbinauts @AlkanesPunk @spiritals_btc @OrbLadies

🧐upcoming: @FinePepes 👈🔔

🧙 legends: @juga_btc @cryptocarold @0xBunzy @The_sugargirl @0xCobra_ @walk0nfire

🧪 stay cooked alkane gang 🧪

thanks for reading, drop a retw so we can wake up the rest of the degens

—psydiss

[Cripto Pepe Memes @criptopepememes]

👁️ Ecossistema Alkanes 🧪

🔥 Lista atualizada dos principais projetos do ecossistema do Alkanes Protocol.

Quer entender o que é essa nova narrativa? Leia o post "Explicando Alkanes Protocol".

Confira os principais perfis que você deve seguir agora mesmo 👇

[defi3w.eth @defi_3w]

与其留在binance上面每天卷alpha，不如 #Alkanes 生态寻找alpha，大部分token都是free mint，只需要支付gas，龙头甲烷 #methane mint最高60倍收益 #ALKAMIST 药水 mint到现在一周时间有100倍收益！Alkanes生态现在还很早期，大部分因为偏见还没进来，量变最终会迎来质变！

钱包:
@oylwallet
@unisat_wallet

BTCFi:
@SUBFROSTio
@BoundUSD

GamFi:
Alkamist

Marketplace:
@idclub_ord
@unisat_wallet

AMM:
Oyl AMM(内测即将上线)

Aggregator:
@SatsTerminal

TG Bot:
@AlkanesBot

Minting:
@mintalkanes
@idclub_ord
@Fartanium
@fairmints
@xnakaverse
@bitcoinunified
@ybot_io

Infra:
索引器：Metashrew
隐私挖矿：@RebarLabs
@Omnisats (laser eyes)

Explorer:
@ordiscan_com by @t4t5
uniscan

Tooling:
@lifofifo
@satonomy

Domain:
@AlkanesDomains

[Protervo @protervo23]

🧵El protocolo Alkanes tiene como objetivo introducir funcionalidades de contratos inteligentes y finanzas descentralizadas (DeFi) a la red Bitcoin, llenando el vacío en programabilidad y aplicaciones DeFi en Bitcoin.

[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

This is due to the fact that we are using idClub API - W for all. Anytime, anywhere 😉

[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

You can earn XP by trading on Alkanes Bot as well!!!

Both @oylwallet and @idclub_ord XP applies:
One trade, double the benefits on Telegram!!!

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

🎉 ID CLUB XP IS LIVE 🎉
to reward early @idclub_ord users & salute @moffat2021 for holding down the alkanes frontier

you now earn 1 XP per 100 sats of buy volume on @idclub_ord

🪪 ID Club leaderboard = only ID Club XP
(it won’t reflect your total XP rank… yet)

💧 oyl XP comes in 3 flavors:
– airhead XP (daily drip)
– asset XP (single drip for what you hold)
– additional XP (per action: quests, bonuses, ID club, etc)

🧮 at snapshot, all 3 will be weighed (no pun intended)
we’re not sharing the formula—but early airhead holders and early usage = favored.

we’ve already worked with @moffat2021 to cap how much ID Club XP can count, to limit dilution and keep things fair.

🚨 and yes—serial wash traders, beware.
We see everything.

get heavy the right way

[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

ALKAMIST (MIST) by @0xBunzy and @hathbanger are trending hard, have you gotten any yet?

[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

thanks for the shoutout! we're dedicated to bringing Alkanes and Bitcoin magic to Telegram 🐸

[Mr. J | JUGA @juga_btc]

The Alkanes BTC Protocol by @oylwallet is growing bigger by the day. This snapshot of current projects in the ecosystem might get a whole lot bigger the next time we revist this.

Here's ALL the projects you gotta follow, participate, or try out:

[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

Trade @FartaneCN anytime, anywhere. Stay safe though 😉

[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

With Alkanes Bot, you can trade even when you're out with friends. Never miss that @MethaneFund dip again, they might even learn about Alkanes. You be the ALPHA!

[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

@shin_raton 👀

[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

Trading and Minting Alkanes has never been easier on Telegram, LFG!

Security for users is our TOP priority! More on that 👇

[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

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[Alkanes Bot | Building Alkanes 🧪 @AlkanesBot]

What's NEVER stored:

❌ Private Keys in ANY form (derived on-demand only and disposed immediately)
❌ Plaintext mnemonics ANYWHERE in the system
❌ Secrets on the server filesystem

Trade with a peace of mind ✌️