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[THATS PRETTY MF @cantleavethegc]

I wouldn’t mind if these made a come back actually.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

hot take, but not really: the majority of the advice you're getting about your life is just somebody describing what worked for them under conditions that no longer exist.

[M_Cubed @All4Names_M]

@moneyacademyKE So the same way i can play apple music on my TV, i’ll be able to play apple TV there as well?

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

A system where you have to justify your income to a government that doesn't have to justify its spending is inherently illegitimate.

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

“Why was she out alone at night?”
Why do men think the night belongs to them and women are prey? Let’s start there.

[Daniel Darling @dandarling]

"Your call may be recorded to ensure high-quality service." I believe we've recorded quite a few customer service calls over the years. Can we get the high-quality service now? When does that start?

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

WTF did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard? Because why am I fighting for my life just to type a simple sentence? I can’t type anything without making 137 typos.🤦🏽‍♀️

[HRH The Duke of Thomassin™ @HRHDukeThomas]

The truth is there isn’t a place, or a time, where women are safe from predators.

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Let me educate you a little because you seem not to get the narrative.

The office of the controller of budget requires that counties should spend atleast 30% of their budget on development expenditure such as roads, hospitals etc.

30% of 88 billion is 26.4 billion. 1 billion can do 10km of rural roads, that means if they were to use just 10 billion, there would be more than 100km of new roads since devolution.

[ren ᶻ𝗓𐰁 @acorpseofagirl]

i love how everyone still calls twitter twitter

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Gum technology has completely stagnated. No progression in decades. The flavor should last minimum 8 hours by now. Ludicrous

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

In the last general election, a time like this Ruto's agenda was hatupangwingwi and uhuru usiguze watoto wangu. so msituwekee pressure ya manifesto😂

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Auditor-General Nancy Gathungu has revealed that Ksh243 billion disbursed through the National Government-Constituency Development Fund (NG-CDF) bursary programme over the past 5 years may not have reached the needy students it was intended to support.

Ni Mbaya.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Amazon Prime is hands down the worst streaming service. Like, “thanks for subscribing, here is a list of movies you need a different subscription for”.

[The Blood Pressure Champion 🇺🇸🇰🇪 @zablonorina1]

Matiang’i says that before they left government, they had completed geomapping and identified minerals estimated to be worth KSh 18 trillion.

The plan, he says, was to move to the next phase: exploit these resources, use the proceeds to pay down Kenya’s debts and ultimately free Kenyans financially.

If that figure is accurate, then this is the bigger question:

Why is Kenya borrowing more and more while sitting on mineral resources potentially worth trillions?

We cannot keep telling Kenyans to tighten their belts, increase taxes and accept unbearable living costs while our natural resources remain largely underground.

Mineral wealth is not wealth simply because it exists beneath our soil. It becomes national wealth when it is properly explored, extracted, processed, transparently accounted for and used for the benefit of citizens.

The real conversation should therefore be:

What minerals were mapped? Where are they? What are they worth? Who holds the exploration and mining licences? How much revenue is Kenya receiving? And what happened to the plan to turn this wealth into a tool for debt reduction and economic freedom?

Kenyans deserve answers, not just promises.

[Muzami @noah_muhindi]

Just use the previous manifesto, It's still fresh and unused.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Somebody who died in 2003 would still recognize 90% of the current leadership if they resurrected.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

it is unethical to make people pay for parking at a hospital or medical center. you will never convince me otherwise.