Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

I'm definitely going to die while trying to pet something I should not try petting. Like raccoons or a mountain lion.

That death would be worth it.

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

My grandma died, and I can't even go pay my respects because my mother or half brother would try to murder me and kidnap my children. 🙃 How's your day going? 😂

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

They say not to let your bullies see that they're hurting you, but what if it's your kid doing the bullying? 😂 These teenage hormones are something else. Wow.

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

Finally made a life that I don't feel like I need to escape from. ❤️

Wishing you all the best on your journey 💖

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

Drove over 300 miles this past weekend to see a dying relative, only to be bullied repeatedly and addressed as "her son's sister" by the woman who was the closest I've had to a mother figure. She claimed my children as "her grandbabies," though. 🤷‍♀️

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

"See you next year!"

"Did you mean to say that yesterday?"

"I said what I said."

- Introverts

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

Just sitting here, minding my own business, and I see a bulldog in the stitching. Now this whole blanket looks like it's made of bulldogs 😂

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

There's something very cathartic about deleting 12 years of photos containing the toxic people who are no longer in your life.

Wishing peace and healing to all of you and victory in the battles you're waging. You've got this. ❤️

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

@zoobatto Yikes 😬

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

Haven't played Risk of Rain 2 in over a year... I have no idea what's going on anymore and I am loving it. 😂

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

@Mightyninja0 Indeed

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

19 years is my longest game of chess, but I think I'm finally winning. ❤️

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

@Mightyninja0 Here's to finding it 🥂

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

I want one of those crazy romances where we're together for ever, always cheesy, and bicker lovingly as senile old folks.

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

@zoobatto Indeed 😂

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

@zoobatto Time to repeat?

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

@zoobatto Maybe we can gofundme for it lmao. Totally legit reason, right?

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

@zoobatto Lmao, we could order it at all the local DQs and see which one does it best 😂

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

Feeling so undeservedly happy with my life. Wishing you all can have this in your lives, too. ❤️

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

If you've ever wondered how graceful and coordinated I am, I was taken down by a hug from the most gentle shih tzu.

Ewok 1, Me: 0.

[Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker @All7ForTheWish]

Can't tell if my life is a soap opera or a Hallmark movie, but I'm okay with it 👌