Ṣhọpẹ́ thee foxy girl

formerly a menace but now here to laugh in a way that pleases God!

[Ṣhọpẹ́ thee foxy girl @AllAboutMof]

If you read your bible instead of messages from boys you won't catch feelings xxx 😊

[Ṣhọpẹ́ thee foxy girl @AllAboutMof]

Good! I’m gasping for payday

[“alright now!” ηick @Creat1ve]

June is really flying on by. Before I know it’s about to be:

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Clapping on the doorstep at 8pm every Thursday for the M&S cookie bakers

[bri @legs4brunch]

The first time I heard Freak Nasty i levitated

[Ṣhọpẹ́ thee foxy girl @AllAboutMof]

Whoever ate those Costco prawns first and came to tell us about them, count your days!

How can we wax off two packets in one sitting?

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Connected without internet" is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

For a girl like you that loves sleep and hates stress your career choice is questionable

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Ngl if my partner is doing their vows, and my best friend just stare at me like this….i might start laughing

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Men with money are so crazy because why did Chris Rock think he had a real chance w Rihanna. I’ve been thinking about that since yesterday

[Ṣhọpẹ́ thee foxy girl @AllAboutMof]

Best sleeps I’ve ever had have been on planes 😭

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Do y’all go to sleep on the plane??

[Ṣhọpẹ́ thee foxy girl @AllAboutMof]

Loml 😍

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

So after calling everyone "my love", what will you call your actual love??

[Nico @99_9pct]

Weather machine man back from annual leave 🙏🏼

[roni 🇵🇸🇧🇷 @CHRlSTITTIES]

the way this works for london too like dats really twin city

[Ṣhọpẹ́ thee foxy girl @AllAboutMof]

& 10 years later I now have! Thank you @DLTBrunch love you 😭

[Ṣhọpẹ́ thee foxy girl @AllAboutMof]

Ummm I wanna go see brandy

[Ṣhọpẹ́ thee foxy girl @AllAboutMof]

I genuinely have NOT stopped crying since Brandy finished performing ?

[Ṣhọpẹ́ thee foxy girl @AllAboutMof]

This is some shit my mum would say 😭

[miia @miiagarro]

told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me i came out of her privacy

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

WHO is in WHERE??? 😭😭😭

[Mel Smith @iamMelsmith]

The kids don’t like soul because they don’t have one.