✨IT IS MY DONGIVERSARY! ✨
One year ago today I got my first fantasy toy and now I own 56 of them! I’m so happy with having a fairly consistent color pallet!💙💜🤍💗
Thank you everyone who has supported me you have no idea how much it means to me! (^з^)-♡
Thank you to everyone in the theater for being so well behaved. I apologize because I was probably the loudest in the theater from blowing my nose while crying… #tadc
April 1st may be past, but our brand of foolishness lasts all month long!
Grab a soft Hot Dong Bun for your wiener, or any of our other April Fools toys from previous years!
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My P9ssy is so tight I’m actually mad. Don’t give me the “my lobster is too buttery” thing-
I literally can’t take HUMAN D7CK WITHOUT STRETCHING FIRST!?
WHY- HOW!? I use monster toys WEEKLY!!