Brandon Nguyen

movies, basketball, and public health

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Miles Teller is every male Friends character at the same time

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What’s the pay for the guy who times the standing ovations at Cannes

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@Sifu_Sufi We’re starting on the couch my guy

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Every year I tell myself I should try jogging and every year I am humbled by my cardiovascular system

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We used to be a proper country

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I know times are tough because every Vietnamese restaurant unanimously transitioned from limes to lemons

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@_pizzahutbuffet This is amazing!

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Big shoutout to @meakoopa and @RevueCinema for arguably the best theatre experience I’ve ever had. Speed Racer rules and I take back every negative thing I’ve ever said.

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Everyone go watch this movie right now

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Montessori children, but pronounced like rotisserie

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How does England get away with naming things like “Northamptonshire”

[Cầu Kiều Collective @CauKieuMinh]

🧵: What's Vietnamese, cheap, convenient, and delicious?
Bánh mì!
CKC is excited to share a collaboration on The Colonial Origins of Bánh Mì with @snakirahipsarts!

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Can confirm: THE BATMAN is the most emo thing I’ve ever seen

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Lmao LinkedIn is full of psychopaths

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Are you telling me Arthur was bald on purpose

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The final episode of ‘ARTHUR’ reveals the future of each character:

- Arthur is a graphic novelist
- D.W. is a traffic cop
- Buster is a schoolteacher
- Francine runs a sneaker company
- Muffy is running for mayor
- Binky is a weatherman
- George manages the Sugar Bowl

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A cooking blog but instead of recipes it’s how long it takes to clean your kitchen afterwards

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If I see pearls one more time, I swear to god…

[Variety @Variety]

Robert Pattinson: ‘The Batman’ Opening Shot Is ‘So Jarring’ and Feels Unlike Any Other Batman Movie https://t.co/B8sAgIcCmi

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Drive My Car for best picture?? Let’s gooooo

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Imagine being the intern and listening to every episode at 3.5x speed for Joe Rogan saying the n-word

[Forbes @Forbes]

Spotify Pulls More Than 110 Episodes Of Joe Rogan’s Podcast https://t.co/biCZOIo0b8

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Happy to see that all the critics and writers I follow unanimously approve of the new Jackass. Society is healing.