Jon Desens

Semi-professional race car driver | Amateur tattoo artist | Ant farm enthusiast

[Jon Desens @AllDayJon]

Hey @bruntworkwear you see nothing but nice dry feet in this picture. 10/10 I’d highly recommend.

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The fact that the US government has been auditing normal citizens over anything is outrageous when you find out what they are using those tax dollars on.

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@DairyQueen please leave the s’mores blizzard on the menu… forever.

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@HumansNoContext Why would she think she’s being purposed to and then he hands her “divorce” papers. You don’t get purposed to if you’re already married. You need better writers…

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The State Department estimates that nearly 3000 Americans are imprisoned abroad each year. I guess this one is more important though?

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Back up Terry!

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@kroger what happened to the PB&J ice cream!?!

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First time I’ve been able to bag the buck I have on camera. My biggest buck to date too. A nice 8 pointer out of northern WI.
#deerhunting #deerseason #stealthcam #hunting https://t.co/6RBDUhAV7y

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@bertkreischer I need a new knife. What should I get my guy?

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Dora The Explorer is really getting after it in Sweet Girl. @netflix @isabelamerced awesome movie

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So does high school always feel like it was both a life time ago and yesterday all at the same time?

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“Fate leads the willing and drags along the reluctant” ~Seneca

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Garlic herb bread from Cousins is at least twice as good as Italian herbs and cheese bread from subway. Prove me wrong. @cousinssubs @SUBWAY #breadbattle2k21

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@schavez69420 its sitting in my fridge now. 10/10

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@christianmusic Ope Sorry

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Win a MarCum MX-7GPS Lithium Sonar System! ($700 value) https://t.co/xtHSmnGbCT via @TargetWalleye

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@charleyboorman long way up is awesome! Ep. 04 so far. How can I watch Long Way Round and Long Way Down in the United States?

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@telegram Plans for group calling in the future? My team and I would use the heck out of it.

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The Ultimate Ice Fishing Giveaway (Valued at $335) https://t.co/eHFivqtFpQ

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@hulu What is going on with @alwayssunny season 13? It has been like 9 months since it came out and every episode just says upcoming. Where do I need to send a check to be able to watch this!