Kevin Wong

The funniest person you know, assuming you don't know very many people.

[Kevin Wong @AllDayWong]

@Sportsnet Based on that awful performance, I'm not convinced that wasn't Mark Zuckerberg.

[Saskatchewan Roughriders @sskroughriders]

Who needs a new jersey?

Our friends at @KalTire are giving away a new jersey to one lucky fan.

🔁 to be entered to win!

[Kevin Wong @AllDayWong]

The people who scheduled these Garth Brooks concerts on the same weekend as the Folk Festival must not have realized that it’s guaranteed bad weather every year. #YQR

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Pinball Number Count debuted 43 years ago today during season 8 of Sesame Street! #Sesame50

[Kevin Wong @AllDayWong]

BREAKING: Packaging retains title for “Toy of the Year” #Christmas

[Brian Scott @thefarmerslife]

Common question I get. "What do you mean you grow corn and popcorn? Isn't all corn the same?" Nope! Popcorn on the left, field corn on the right.

[Kimmy @kimmythepooh]

You’re 8 years old.
Your 3rd grade class orders chinese food & your father delivers it. You are so excited to see your pops in school. He’s your hero. But apparently other kids don’t think he’s so cool. They laugh at him and mimic his accent. You don’t want to be Chinese anymore.

[Eric Massicotte @DrMassicotte]

Your kids are going to do things they shouldn’t. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour.

[John P. Lopez @LopezOnSports]

"Should I use a hyphen?"
"Nah. You're good."
"Cool. Cool."

[JzoSports @JzoSports]

Every Suns player running at the same time is a glitch in the matrix
https://t.co/Eo1Uj0gvVl

[Kevin Wong @AllDayWong]

Thank you to Cassandra on @WestJet WS193 for upgrading my wife and I to Plus seats when she found out it was our honeymoon. You rock!

[Kevin Wong @AllDayWong]

A fond farewell to Steve, our trainer at @Level10Regina for the past 8+ years. Thanks for helping us at @iQmetrix keep fit and have fun!

[Kevin Wong @AllDayWong]

@rmol That Magickarp probably needs a break from all that walking. ;)

[Kevin Wong @AllDayWong]

These results represent a world where everybody claims to hate Nickelback and yet they still have multiple platinum records. #ElectionNight

[Kevin Wong @AllDayWong]

Waiting in line at SARCAN to return empties is quite the sensory experience.

[Kevin Wong @AllDayWong]

@tashiawalters Tell me more.

[Kevin Wong @AllDayWong]

@DoctorIsaak But are they waterproof? 🌧

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

This is the first #StanleyCupFinal in history to feature 2 teams that feature animals as their nicknames