Drunk Bitches

All the drunk people. All of them. Send us your regrettable photos and we will make witty and/or shitty comments about them. -AJ&AJ

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

Sometime you just dance on your quitter stools #drunkbitches #quitters

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

If wearing leggings as pants is wrong then I don’t want to be right

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

Aaaand she’s down for the count! #drunk

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

Drunk bitch found his twin and won’t. Stop. Talking. To him. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

Dude AJ: very drunk; giving all the attention to married chicks while holding on to nearest chair to remain standing.
Guy in bar: hey can you not put your arm on my wife’s chair??
Dude AJ: how am I gonna stand up??
Me: *dies*

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

This one had a tail! #fashiondont #wtfareyouwearing #nur

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

I’m somehow both painfully full and ravenously hungry at the same time. #preggoprobz

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

Call me crazy but I don’t actually miss alcohol all that much. But I do miss brie and sushi. Like all the time. I’m gonna eat so much of it after this baby arrives... #preggoprobz #4monthstogo

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

When you text bestie 5 times in a row about a missing UPS box he needs to go look for ASAP because you’re losing sleep and freaking out about it and several hours later he responds with “drag karaoke!” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #fml #delegationfail #iwannagohome

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

I just got dude AJ to try on leggings on a Facebook live video in my shopping group of 1300 people. 😂😂😂😂😂 #bestdayever #datass

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

@sheseemslegit Thank you! And hang in there. I can relate!

[Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy]

It’s @BarackObama’s birthday. I’m gonna celebrate by going 88 mph in a Delorean to see if I can go back to 2008 and make America great again.

[EVO Gimbals @EvoGimbals]

Happy International Beer Day! 🍺🍺 If we offered this for sale would you buy it? 🍺🤣 #keepitsmooth #beer #evogimbals #beerday #beerfest #usa #ipa with @10barrelbrewing ( #📷 @evogimbals )

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

“Why is he pulling her by her hair?” Um.... go home and try it! 😉😉😉

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

“You’re having a girl! I hope she isn’t a slut like me.” -Name redacted to protect the not so innocent 😂

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

I’ll get over it, but imma be dramatic for as long as I want first

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket

[Drunk Bitches @AllDrunkBitches]

On this edition of “drunk or texting” - 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️