Shelby Longbottom

don't try this at home.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

i have read the room and decided to be illiterate

[˚｡𖦹☆°‧⋆ @_paidsb]

oh and towels are not to be washed with clothes

[nicole @nicdarko]

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

necessities

[julie @helencftroy]

just discovered there’s a soup festival in france. you pay for a bowl and then just go get soup at any stand u want. i should be there…

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

She's a ten but it's short for tense

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

Are you telling me a cis teen painted this chapel

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

In my villain era but it’s just me using the word no

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

- Virginia Woolf

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

With friendships I have what I like to call “outdoor cat attachment style.” Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I’m dead or alive but don’t worry I still love u I will not forget u

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

october MOOD

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This is why people are quiet quitting

[g a b y @gabydvj]

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

Parenting Tip: If your toaster has been smelling weird all week, check inside! There could be a Lightning McQueen race car at the bottom. Know. The. Signs.