All-Hazards Humor

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@nine1fun Kink shame me one more time, on god 😤

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Idk who needs to hear this, but that fire captain is never actually going to leave his wife for you. Sorry, champ.

But here's the good news: $GME is going to the fucking moon 🚀 🚀 🚀

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Don't start none won't be none, sir.

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You know why.

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Inspirational thought of the day:
"oh god oh fuck what's happening please jesus I don't know where I am why do I have this gun"

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why tho

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America is a lot like a noncompliant diabetic.

He's had his ups and downs, but every time his unhealthy behavior makes him critically ill, he says he's learned his lesson and is ready to do better.

And then you walk into his house and he's eating a fucking triple baconator.

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When they start talking to you, it's time for sleep.

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I figured the end of the country would be a good time to start a Tweeter.