Jason

Things I think of while high. The good the bad the stupid. 21+

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

@ayeejuju Again?

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

Our generation has such an understanding of ennui but like ironically

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when someone remembers a small detail about you:

[THC Humor 💹🧲 @THChumor]

People keep laughing at my grinder

[GeniusPothead 💹🧲 @GeniusPothead]

Facts

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

If you like baths you probably like soft food.

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

"I only want to get engaged once": goes on #BIP #TheBachelor or #TheBachelorette

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

This nation's sport used to be cup stacking. What happened to us?

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

@hankgreen
When someone can't remember something is it their brain just mis-firing? Sending electricity to the wrong places? Or is it struggling to find a weak connection in there?

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

When I smoke weed

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

New rule: if he wouldn't date @brittany_broski he's not for me.

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

Girls flirting:
Tell me something you've never told anyone else

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

I want Sacha Baron Cohen to interview people in the marines but every time he says corps he pronounces it phonetically #sachabaroncohen

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

The full moons shining directly between my blinds and my wall. #fullmoon

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

I'm high and just spent 15 minutes looking for 'Twitter' on my phone. #X

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

Hey! Who took away the swirly B at the end of #Barbie, #BarbieMovie, and #BarbieTheMovie ??

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

Even #Barbie doesn't have a good day everyday, that makes me feel a little bit better.

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

@atensnut https://t.co/Y0p8PMOqiM

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

We just need a Polly Pocket movie now. #BarbieMovie

[Jason @AllHighTweets]

If it's not Joey and Charity at the end I don't want it. #TheBachelorette