Jade

you couldnt handle my undivided attention

[Jade @AllJader]

Lols

[Jade @AllJader]

💛💙💜💚❤️

[Jade @AllJader]

@RuPaul 💞

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Is pretending you don't know someone when you clearly fucking do still a thing?

[Jade @AllJader]

Captain's Log: Friday's hangover is all to real still. #SendHelp #LifeonMars

[Jade @AllJader]

THE SQUARE What a mind fuck

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@aric_alston assssuhhhhh

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💘💌💋angel olsen 💖💭💙

[Jade @AllJader]

On my breaks at work I like to sit at my desk staring blankly at the wall so they all know what I would rather be doing.

[Jade @AllJader]

@aric_alston garbage land 2.0

[Jade @AllJader]

@aric_alston SOLID ✌️

[Jade @AllJader]

@aric_alston what doin tonight fwend

[Ash (an female) ⚪️ @adult_mom]

I'm training my son up for marriage by making him "get this bag of chips away from me."

[Jade @AllJader]

I lied to a barista today and he called me out for it....we both laughed and I walked away with a 8$ cup o joe. I lied again it was $2.50. 😔

[Jade @AllJader]

I am a 5 year old 27 year old, but so are you. Why did I start this tweet shit again.

[Jade @AllJader]

Mom: Honey, do you have any money left from the summer?

Me: no...

Mom: oh, why?

ME: