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[a @AllMighty_Annie]

My life can be described as one big overdraft fee

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every news headline now is like Blueberries Will Kill You. Measles Is Back. Gas Costs Six Dollars. Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling AI Drone Technology. You Are Being Watched. Three Billion More To Israel. like idk did we do it did we make america great again

[KayyKayy @Marie_rossee]

i know paper towels hate to see me in the mf kitchen

[✨🦋helene🦋✨ @hvayou925]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you are not smart enough to homeschool your kids. There, I said it.

[lady margot @lambilism]

this is the funniest shit ever i can’t stop replaying it in my head i’m bordering psychosis

[House of the Dragon News @HOTDNewsHBO]

Still the most terrifying shot in HOTD:

[Irene @utacult]

Aegon first order of business after getting his dragon back was go to Harenhall bully his little brother is so fucking funny

[2𐋄𐌔𐌀𐌌 @KachySZN]

The only person that actually enjoyed season three of House of the Dragon, He really lived his best life and went out like a champ. I cheered every scene he was in.

[Jed Fontaínè @JedFontaine]

I’m sorry but House of the Dragon just isn’t a good enough show to make their fans wait 2+ years for the next 8 episode season

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

That's a proper fucking. By the North.

[eden is tweetin 🏵🌿 @theredragin]

the people you see in line at the amusement park

[The Medieval Scholar @MedievalScholar]

Rest in peace Ormund Hightower you would have loved Bath & Body Works

[nay ♡ so in love @onlytheNay]

SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBLE DAWG

[Xerxes @TheXerxesHQ]

Just give me five seasons on the Starks & the North

[. @TheBloodyWyrm]

Daemon: "Caraxes"
Caraxes:

[Jum @JesterJum]

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly voted against federal paid sick leave legislation. He voted no in 1993, 2015, 2020, and 2022.

He has currently been on paid sick leave for over 7 weeks (if he is even still alive).

You dont hate politicians enough.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando:

[autist @litteralyme0]

*Jean Grey genuinely looking for her sister*

Meanwhile Milchick at Damage Control: