This week cannot real.
On a cosmical level, this week isn’t real.
First he get’s the absolute crap kicked out of him by a cult of underwater lizards living in the Hudson (??) and now there is a robot in a Knicks jersey and timbs shadowboxing in front of him (???).
“But Clint”, I hear you say, “doesn’t Trae Young play for the Wizards?”
And to that I say: You don’t understand.
They’re going to crucify that man in Times Square while a guy in a Spider-Man costume crowns Jalen Brunson major of New York!
Meanwhile, Lucky’s happily gnawing away at a medal they got at the Galaxy’s Edge souvenir shop.
Sorry Chewie, guess you’ll have to wait on that medal a little while longer.