— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧

"ᴀɴᴅ ɪꜰ ɪ 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀, ɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴏᴡ. ɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ ɪ’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜰᴏᴏʟɪɴɢ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴡʜʏ ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍɪꜱꜱ.” | ᴍᴅɴɪ.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

https://t.co/4PIiqoZQiB

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

@KrasnyyTsarina Yes, because nothing says ‘I have good taste’ like impractically placed ottomans and three million sharp corners to stub your toes on.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

He’s gonna steal one of those trash cans.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

@KrasnyyTsarina Sorry, not all of us live in clinical monotones and harsh, white overhead lights that would make a dentist cry.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

Close your eyes, Cap.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

// 7-1 BAYBEE!!

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

God help the sidetalknyc guy.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

YEAH BABY!!

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

// Minor spelling mistake. I am going to commit.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

This week cannot real.

On a cosmical level, this week isn’t real.

First he get’s the absolute crap kicked out of him by a cult of underwater lizards living in the Hudson (??) and now there is a robot in a Knicks jersey and timbs shadowboxing in front of him (???).

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

“But Clint”, I hear you say, “doesn’t Trae Young play for the Wizards?”

And to that I say: You don’t understand.

They’re going to crucify that man in Times Square while a guy in a Spider-Man costume crowns Jalen Brunson major of New York!

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

So far, the police has asked for help in securing the following:

- The Bronx Zoo,

- Trae Young,

and, for some reason,

-the Baskin-Robbins on 7th.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

New York might genuinely burn down tonight.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

As if the corner of Nassau and 14th couldn’t get any hornier.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

I. Don’t. Want. To. Join. Your. Run. Club.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

Meanwhile, Lucky’s happily gnawing away at a medal they got at the Galaxy’s Edge souvenir shop.

Sorry Chewie, guess you’ll have to wait on that medal a little while longer.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

Time to dust off that X-Wing Helmet he’s got … lying around here 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦.

It’s movie marathon day.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

She insists that she’s only doing it to ‘straighten out the line again’.

Riiight.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

He’s been watching Bobbi sneak several plates of tiramisu all throughout the day.

She thinks she’s slick, but she really isn’t.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

Pretty sure he just heard a grown man openly sob through a telephone.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

I mean seriously, anchovies and olives?

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

Well, it sounds great when she says it.

[Jessica Jones. @AIiasPI]

Wanted to make you feel 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 special.