Andrew Shearer

here's one for ya..

[Andrew Shearer @AllNightDiner]

finally! its about time they made a social network site for dogs!

[Andrew Shearer @AllNightDiner]

Apparently I receive "Cat Facts" texts. Don't remember signing up but glad I did. Did you know 10% of cat's bones are in its tail? Amazing!

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Met Michael Ian Black. Asked him if he could be any animal, what would it be. "ahh fuck...uhmm....probably a baby silver back gorilla."

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..crime takes a vacation...

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"monks are scientists sometimes"

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thanks @LEGSPGH for putting on an freakin amazing show last night!I

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what a perfect day to draw strangers outside

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"you all up in that koolaid, but you don't even know the flavor."

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Non alcoholic dog beer is probably the most pointless invention. Everybody knows dogs love alcohol

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i dont know what im doing #kardashian #royalwedding