Vincent Vega

lousy lover

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

she lies even better than I do

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

shaved the stache and reupped on sauvage. Both my girls better WATCH OUT bc i’m feeling myself and bouta add THIRD AND FOURTH to the rotation atp

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

you should probably be with someone who is more in love.
not someone eating for free.

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

she say she wants to have kids with me but she don’t know that I can’t

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

Your funeral was beautiful
god bless you

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

i’ve been sober for a year now it’s fine for me to go back to my old ways

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

god created war so americans would finally learn geography

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

you’d think 5 friends deep Id have learned to grieve with out being a sack of shit but not the case. RIP man. Too young

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

when I see my uber eats delivery driver is on a bike I immediately am filled with a rage previously unimaginable

[Brennus. @ripbrennus]

We live in a sick world man.

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

it is absolutely just fucking insane how big Russia is. Normal maps/globes aren’t scaled right so the image we grow up seeing doesn’t do it a pinch of justice, like how the fuck do they have so much land and so much is barren also.

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

i am in the best shape of my life, have the best habits, doing the best work and being appropriately recognized for such, and dating the most gorgeous girl I ever have in my life. Who would have known my life would be peaking so far at 27

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

i’m at the corner store yelling Assalam Alaikum

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

i am incapable of cooking without creating such a catastrophic mess that looks akin to some committing a b&e on my house and looking for something they never found

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

her dad ’s got a gun

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

lord, help me this girl i’ve been sleeping with works at a vape shop

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

like Idk man. we dig and slam big ass pipe in the ground at fucking god speed. what more do you want from me lil corporate bitch man.

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

fucking hammered shitting out reports and pure bullshit on my crews pipe production rates

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

hey, it takes one to know one

[Vincent Vega @AllShamNoWoow]

my dad bought stereo off a radio ad, we would blast shit on the weekends while cleaning house