EXCL 🚨: Oliver Glasner has revealed to confidants that he would rather “sandpaper his own bellend” than manage Fulham.
Glasner sees Fulham as a “tiny” club and can’t imagine coaching such a boring mid-table team #cpfc#ffc
@botzarelli The stock market has been insane the past few weeks. Obviously, depends what stocks you have (I assume it's a managed fund). 7% is a great return but be prepared, could drop next month.
Hopefully Hull buy KLP for decent money. 1. So he can be reunited with his boyhood club and 2. We can invest in a proper left back and stop pretending he is one
Harry Maguire, who is English and Northern Irish…
… has been demographically replaced in the England World Cup team by an African named ‘Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéh’ born in Ivory Coast.
What’s the point in a ‘national’ football team if someone who is NOT from that nation can join?
Maguire should play for England. Guéh should play for Ivory Coast. Common sense.
I’m sure Maguire isn’t even allowed to contest this decision because, as his shirt says in the photo below, ‘no room for racism’.
I've been dreaming for weeks but I'm now concerned that European football might be a disaster for us. We don't seem ready. Squad too small and we run the real risk of suffering in the league because of it.
Conflicted!
Brentford’s Champions League dream over today. Despite being able to finish 6th to do so they’d be beating Liverpool thus guaranteeing Aston Villa 4th, meaning 6th could not be a UCL spot.