And to the turkey-necked, fake Christian Karens who flood my mentions with utter nonsense, death threats, and laughable hypocrisy every chance you get, you keep me young. ๐
Record breaking profits have been announced by oil giant BP. But exclusive research for this programme has revealed their north sea oil operations paid zero tax for five years.
In fact, they've actually received money from the taxpayer. @heliaebrahimi has the details. (1/3)
Talk about Scottish hospitality! ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
Thank you for the (very special) delivery, Madam First Minister @NicolaSturgeon - and for taking the time to speak with us today ๐
I used to laugh at, "Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!" but every day Ewan's exasperation at trying to convince a brainwashed lunatic they're a brainwashed lunatic becomes more and more relatable.
Put lovely picture of my wife on Instagram story saying how out my league she is, fact most popular response is โwell in shaggerโ has never made me more proud to be Scottish