The Poser Disposer

Two jumps in a week? Bet you think that’s pretty clever.

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@maggiepuugghh *water

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@The_Trout11 I’m have it the college try on multiple occasions and I just can’t get past Julian Casablancas’ vocals. It just doesn’t do it for me.

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There really be bitches on UG saying shit like, “you’ll need to tune down a half step and put a Capo on the 3rd fret.”

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@leeker101 You hide your bongs?

[The Dungeon Experience @JacobJanerka]

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"Toothbrush"

[David Brooks @DavidBrooks224]

Important hipster notice: The Zappa works with respirators but the long stubble look is out.

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It’s awesome how much The Simpsons dunked on Disney, and then Disney bought them, put all the episodes of them dunking on Disney, on Disney+.

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@manletgears0lid You believe in the moon?

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@Andrewpenrod I bought a hat specifically for when I go full Wolverine in a couple weeks.

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In case you’re wondering, “Bruh, I don’t know” is the answer to all of those.

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I’ve reached this awesome point where people don’t ask awkward questions like, “whatcha listening to? Learn any new songs on that guitar? How long you been wearing that jacket? How many times have you watched Scott Pilgrim vs the World?”

[The Poser Disposer @AllThingsJoe2]

I feel like I’ve been in an altered state of consciousness for 3 or 4 days.

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Steal his look.

[The Poser Disposer @AllThingsJoe2]

Pro tip: you can’t.

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@manletgears0lid Without love.

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RATM has two types of songs: a heavy groove with a radical message, or shitty slam poetry about turning your radio up.

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@radtasticrawr Oh. My. God.

[The Poser Disposer @AllThingsJoe2]

Y’all are tripping. This 4’11, oompah loompah, neckless neckbeard just banged this chick, and then told her to go shave her legs and she did it. Total chad.

[Kami @lekurokami]

“It’s either that or you kiss me”...

I couldn’t even imagine this life.

[The Poser Disposer @AllThingsJoe2]

@leeker101 I'm genuinely curious if there is such a thing as a Scottish accent in Spanish.

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Y’all ever wanna change your twitter handle, just to find out it’s been taken by an account with no followers, following no one, and not one tweet?