Earlier today I was napping to the sound of rain hitting the skylight. My subconscious mind suddenly screamed, "THAT NOISE IS GREASE POPPING," and I jerked awake thinking I was about to get popped on and burned 😭😭😂😂😂😂
at my funeral i won’t need a coffin. i will be cremated from the neck down and my head will be on a stick. if you want to say anything about me you will have to hold my head stick.