'MERICAN MAN

Love me some Merica. Been hatin' on terrorists and commies since 7/21/14

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

If you call yourself a man but you ain't ever clogged a toilet.. Go back a try again ya commie. Merica.

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

Even Merican Man's gotta soft side

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

Girls that don't gotta have their ass hangin' out of their shorts to look good are the real hotties. I ain't gonna complain though. Merica.

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

Hey take your time football season it ain't like the whole world's waitin' on ya er nutin'. Merica.

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

Reason number 93,671,429 why A-merica is better than them other wannabe countries. Merica.

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

Merica has spoken, come getchu some Mr. President. Merica.

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

RT if you know two guys named Jack Daniels and Levi Garrett. Basically if you ain't retweetin' you needa hop back over to Mexipadco

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

Come getchu some commies

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

Merica salutes you beer man. MCMerica

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

Ladies, no matter how manly your man is, he's never too tough for a nice lil' smooch on the cheek

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate commies, and terrorists too. Merica.

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

If you woke up today and don't love Merica you need to take your commie ass back to bed until you do. Merica

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

Guys, if she brings ya cold ones on Friday nights, she's a keeper. Merica.

[Collin Engle @cengle3]

@All_AmericanMan Things Americans like. 100ft plus slip n' slides.

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

The only time sissy naps are excusable is when you're usin' em to spool up fer a small town schmammerdown. Merica.

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

If you call yourself a man yet drive a Smart car you're doin' it wrong. Merica

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

To all you terrorists and commies out there who make fun of Merica for bein' the fattest country I got 3 words for ya: Big O' Titties

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

Oh, Shark Week's comin' up? That jus means Merica is gettin' closer to the best damn season in the history of ever. Merica loves football

['MERICAN MAN @All_AmericanMan]

I ain't invincible, when I bleed it comes out red...and white...and blue. Merica