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The Sacred Shitcoinaire Altar has revealed a new secret today… ✨
Shitcoinaires holding the following 8 Rare Artifacts are going to get a reward by Thursday 10th EOD UTC! 🔮
Required Artifacts: Glass Spray, Yellow Sponge, Shitty Clothespin, Blue Bucket, Toilet Cleaner, Spin Master, Triple Dust Cleaner, Bronze Plunger
Reward distribution is based on the amount of these artifacts they have:
Having 1 of each of the 8 artifacts will result in a reward of:
5 TON + 96 Quintillion (96 x 10^18) Shitcoins
Having 2 of each of the 8 artifacts:
12 TON + 283 Quintillion Shitcoins
Having 3 of each of the 8 artifacts:
21 TON + 492 Quintillion Shitcoins
Having 4 of each of the 8 artifacts:
35 TON + 809 Quintillion Shitcoins
Having 5 of each of the 8 artifacts:
66 TON + 1.51 Sextilion (1.51 × 10^21) Shitcoins
Having 6 of each of the 8 artifacts:
112 TON + 2.57 Sextilion Shitcoins
Having 8 of each of the 8 artifacts:
269 TON + 6.14 Sextilion Shitcoins
Having 10 of each of the 8 artifacts:
1450 TON + 33.12 Sextilion Shitcoins
AND HERE COMES THE BONUS FOR THE Diamond Toilet 💥
Holding a Diamond Toilet acts as a booster on the rewards mentioned above… everyone eligible for these rewards will get a bonus on the specified amount of TON and Shitcoins, based on the amount of Diamond Toilets they have:
10 Diamond Toilets: 100% Bonus (on TON and Shitcoins)
8 Diamond Toilets: 50% Bonus
6 Diamond Toilets: 30% Bonus
5 Diamond Toilets: 25% Bonus
4 Diamond Toilets: 20% Bonus
3 Diamond Toilets: 15% Bonus
2 Diamond Toilets: 10% Bonus
1 Diamond Toilets: 5% Bonus
Example: if you were to get a reward of 1450 TON + 33.12 Sextilion Shitcoins for collecting 10 pieces of each of the 8 rare artifacts mentioned above AND collecting 10 Diamond Toilets… it'll result in getting a 100% bonus, which is an additional 1450 TON + 33.12 Sextilion Shitcoins, total reward of:
2950 TON + 66.24 Sextilion Shitcoins
Additional Important Info ⬇️
▪️These Artifacts are no longer claimable and must’ve have gotten in advance
▪️Make sure you’ve already connected your TON wallet on the ‘Drop’ page to be eligible. You have 24hrs to do so if you haven’t already!
Enjoy assholes 💩
🎉 Exciting! The Haedal x @Bybit_Web3#AirdropArcade S2 is launching TODAY! 🥂
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🎊 Major milestone for Haedal HMM! 🎉
We’ve officially crossed $300M in HMM's trading volume, marking a huge leap in yield performance and capital efficiency! Over $110K organic yields have been generated from the transaction flows on @SuiNetwork for the #Haedal community.
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