Jah-No

Snake noises

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Stockpiling water balloons for the end times so we can soak each other and have a funny fake war before Israel ends it all

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Taxes are ridiculos how could some idiot take my hard earned money that i bought all by myself . I'm not paying ! 🧍🏼‍♂️✊🏼

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I feel like my final destination death sequence would start with me putting my shoes on just halfway as I step out the door

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I learn like 5-6 grams of pure, uncut information everyday from AI

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Tonight's the super bowl of me ai generating my middle school teachers naked am I right

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The super bowl eagle s congratulations to all of the competitors thank you !

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Black Friday deal me peeing comes with a gross unexpected fart

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WWDBB what would dion blaster do

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I'm just a normal guy who gets hard against the counter while I clean plates in my kitchen sink

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Maybe once I'll turn 40 I'll start a go-fund-me so I can be on tv the way I have always dreamed of since I was a tiny, weird child

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Man I'm fuckin 30 and I've never been on tv fuck

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It's crazy they teach you all about the music of Mozart in school.butnnever anything about who invented him

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Remember when SpongeBob had a horse that he named Mystery haha

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Cool, I don't have cash or card but would you accept Kratom

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My record is clean except this one thing because i peed at my neighbor a few years ago l

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I just realized today that frosted mini wheats and frosted shredded wheat are not the same cearl which is fine, I just wish they would have told me

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Relax, this is actually my second rodeo

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My resume :

"Slave of the machine until braking through onDMT recently.
I can do anything!!!

6'1" w/ Great Eyesight

Email: [email protected]"

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The movie theater by my house does Uber eats popcorn which is amazing bc that means they must have a whole warehouse of hot popcorn just ready to go

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All I want in life tbh is a huge farm with a popcorn machine, and a pizza oven and a bunch of slaves is that too much to ask

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Looking to buy a fitted house size 7 5/8..... 2 bathroom tho cuz I got crohn's haha