Allan

[Allan @AllanFez]

@GreggsOfficial
You’ve reduced the sausage in your sausage rolls, profit over people get it sorted #greggsbenadict #greggnorman #greggdavidcanigetarewind
#getyouracttogether

[Allan @AllanFez]

Happy new year all the best for 2026🥳

[Allan @AllanFez]

@Bricky67_ That would bankrupt them having to fix that many seats 😂🤣😂🍀

[Allan @AllanFez]

@joe21163 Calum Ferrie 1 Callum Scott 0 😂🍀

[Allan @AllanFez]

@SimonDonnelly13 Happy birthday mate 🍀

[Allan @AllanFez]

@KirbyMiningCo @BarackObama First Lady boy

[Allan @AllanFez]

@Nicolafaddy Gary stays two doors up 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂😂

[Allan @AllanFez]

@p_bov1 Even they canny see the Rangurs coming 😂🤣

[Allan @AllanFez]

@oasis What about the third world country Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🤷‍♂️

[Allan @AllanFez]

@liamgfansclub @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher The original band

[Allan @AllanFez]

@mikaelshields @BBCOne
Stop making the wee panda in bing take his pants off there’s no need for promoting/normalising kids taking pants off in public it’s not needed!Nor wanted! #leavethemkidsalone

[Allan @AllanFez]

@KFC_UKI @kfc
How’s your mini fillet deal 8 for £6.99 no available in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ya dicks!!!?
@kevinbridges86

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

Real Reasons why Gaddafi was killed

1. Libya had no electricity bills, electricity came free of charge to all citizens.

2. There were no interest rates on loans, the banks were state-owned, the loan of citizens by law 0%.

3. Gaddafi promised not to buy a house for his parents until everyone in Libya owns a home.

4. All newlywed couples in Libya received 60,000 dinars from the government & because of that they bought their own apartments & started their families.

5. Education & medical treatment in Libya are free. Before Gaddafi there were only 25% readers, 83% during his reign

6. If Libyans wanted to live on a farm, they received free household appliances, seeds and livestock.

7. If they cannot receive treatment in Libya, the state would fund them $2300+ accommodation & travel for treatment abroad.

8. If you bought a car, the government finances 50% of the price.

9. The price of gasoline became $ 0.14 per liter.

10. Libya had no external debt, and reserves were $150 Billion (now frozen worldwide)

11. Since some Libyans can't find jobs after school, the government will pay the average salary when they can't find a job.

12. Part of oil sales in Libya are directly linked to the bank accounts of all citizens.

13. The mother who gave birth to the child will receive $5000

14. 40 loaves of bread cost $0.15.

15. Gaddafi has implemented the world's biggest irrigation project known as the "BIG MAN PROJECT" to ensure water availability in the desert.

Your comments on this ...

[Allan @AllanFez]

@ScotlandNT Wonder if that wee guy has started to walk back hame yet 🤷‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Allan @AllanFez]

@MattWallace888 They’re all slim , they’re all having fun 🤷‍♂️

[Allan @AllanFez]

@Zeshankenzo Embarrassing to some anyways 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Allan @AllanFez]

@lisamaclean88 Kick his ass seabass!!!

[Allan @AllanFez]

@brutalfightz I would have taken it from her and ended her right there and then!!

[Allan @AllanFez]

@GBNEWS Queen William, well it is 2024 I guess 🤷‍♂️

[Allan @AllanFez]

@Apple stop being so miserable and give us a camera on Apple Watch
V-Tech kids watch £40 watch has camera and can video call 🤷‍♂️ #unbeliveablejeff