Allan Mwanja

Save enough money before you marry...you'll need some for a DNA test

[Allan Mwanja @AllanMwanja2]

@AmonClassie @DeeSandy20 @NuwasiimaTamali @_papawere @ElijahYhutt @HeidiKasumba @kingFahad_17 @_ndombi @okwii_herbert @javisstunner @Rachealkyy Ate nga mutufu atute jategera

[#Goddid🙏🏻 @DjRoja]

After watching Sheila Gashumba’s interview with Kasuku, I’ve realised these girls don’t love us anymore

Seriously, my girl is supposed to be out here telling people I’m tall 😞

Girls don’t check on us anymore or even send juice 😭😭😭
Instead, they’re always smoking shisha 😩😩

[Kirya Ug 🇺🇬 @kirya_ug]

It’s absolutely ok for the whole world to expect the coming back of Jesus but Ugandans expecting the coming back of Mama Maria is weird asf 😂😂😂

[Allan Mwanja @AllanMwanja2]

@Asiimwe190 @AnkoreGirl @Ishmaelthehost @Isabelle002Anku @Nabimara_paul @rojamaibo @rouse_256 @NuweRichard @fynRuthie @OfwonoOpondo @Allen5810 I delete A and remain with B C D then I use B to A back

[Allan Mwanja @AllanMwanja2]

@ArthurMuhwezi12 Thought she's the one in yellow 💛 but later got my senses back

[Allan Mwanja @AllanMwanja2]

@SemujjuNganda1 @YouthBizExp @HonAniteEvelyn It's a year now in the mobile money business but abantu bandidenyo amabanja kati kapito mutono

[Allan Mwanja @AllanMwanja2]

@Real_nafu_ @Real_nafu_ show me your father

[Fundi Bomba 🇰🇪🇦🇪 @mohaa_mchelsea]

@TrollFootball Carabao cup

[Roseann @Motivateme247]

Have faith.

[Allan Mwanja @AllanMwanja2]

@HEBobiwine @HEBobiwine toyina kyokwatamu nekigana

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

World Cup 2022: Africa United behind Morocco - the last man standing.
#MoroccoSpain

[punter Viva🇺🇬 @PUNTER_VIva256]

I stopped counting my daily expenditure 💀for my own mental health 😖🥹🙌

[Yadin Walakira @YassinWalakira]

@KakwenzaRukira @NUP_Ug Ffetwasiranira Uganda ssebo.yiiiii

[Reece James @ReeceJames]

You only got one life to live, so do whatever makes you smile 🫶🏽

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

I didn’t get into comedy until I was 27. I was homeless from 30 to 33. I lived in a car for three years. Don’t give up on your dreams 💯

[pfunzo Gina @GinaPfunzo]

The day my husband ask me for money I get excited like a child,men pls ask women for money we love it🤞🏽🤣🤣

[Graphics Design, Branding & Printery @Emmaeka1]

@HEBobiwine Ugandan satellite with an American flag, first remind them so that they bring it back and we paint it with the Ugandan flag 😂

[Davido @davido]

One day I wanna be able to wake up and credit all my friends 1 million dollars … e go happen

[Lil Baby @whamcbfw4]

One of the most precious things in life is self discipline🙏🏽