Allan Stevens

103 years of age, Barnsley-based, ah’m Dearne FM’s oldest DJ. Yorkshire born an’ bred, ah say what ah like… an’ ah like what ah fookin well say.

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

Picked up me new Bentley from’t garage t’day. Well, she’s new to me, but actually had 17 previous owners. Fookin beauty in’t she! Only 475,000 miles ont clock too!

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@Fayelacio Eeeh lass! That’s some fookin spurt!

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@muggadugga Eeeh lad, the fookin sad sack can only shuffle round Iceland abaht twice a day. So he needs to find sommat to fill t’other hour.

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@CrassMontana Since he got sacked, the lad’s got nowt better to do wi his life than watch shite tv (and tweet about it)… in between watchin The Amazing Mr Blunden several times a day.

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@NuckingFuts24 @Fayelacio Re-read your tweet then mine lad 😉

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@NuckingFuts24 @Fayelacio Eeeh lad! That’s a bit below the belt.

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@Racingfan211 I know the feelin lad! 😅

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@Racingfan211 😂

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

This clip is made infinitely better by adding a Chuckle Brothers voiceover

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

Bang goes yer 0.00001% chance o’ a fookin Knighthood lad.
#SteveAllenShow

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

“I see stupid people…”

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@juniejunus Steady on lass!!!

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

The only wonder is why they gave ya another fookin show.

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@Zirmot Aye lad, if you’ve seen him once you’ve definitely suffered enough.

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@lulumccoy 😂

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@Rydymymaohyd @Kirsty7169 From what Kirsty’s said about her height… maybe she’ll have t’ wear heels t’ milk cows 🤔😉

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@Kirsty7169 Eeeh…

[Allan Stevens @AllanStevens10]

@Kirsty7169 @HancocksHalf @Wonderful_Ed Me too. Especially the Tory one.