Allanah DeMarco

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

@sophieblachance done, never texted someone so fast 🤳🏼💨

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

if you bought a blue checkmark on IG you are lame. refrain from talking to me.

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

i drunkenly agreed to plans with 3 separate people last night and i regret every single one.

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

@chrisnewhook57 @lindsaylivefit brb, going to overthink our last 9 text/dm exchanges

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

i would publicly like to state that my mother has been making the "Olivia Wilde salad dressing" recipe for over 30 years

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

also, if you write on the "notes" section of ig, don't.

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

@h_ricego i know you're better than that

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

if you do boomerangs on ig, don't

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

every night for the past 4 nights, between 5-7pm i get minimum 9 mosquito bites and i'm fed up

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

unpopular opinion: i hate the way my mom loads the dishwasher. it's simply offensive and i must put an end to it.

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

k wait no i lied. THIS is the most important RT

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

the most important RT ever

[Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine]

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[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

is it lack of sleep, the coffee, anxiety, or past traumas? one shall never know ✌️🏼🙃

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

ever just sit around thinking about how much you love your best friend and start crying? same.

@lindsaylivefit

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

sometimes i think someone is filming my life because the amount of serendipity amounts or awkward encounters is not normal. me and my situationship are beyond awko taco weird...

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

MTL festival season has me on 4h of sleep per night, waking up with 7 unaccounted bruises, a sore throat, and wondering when my last meal was.

so basically a regular day for me.

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

haven't had a home cooked meal from my mommy dearest in over two years. brb, making a list of all my faves for when i see her in two months 🥰❤️🥺

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

Grand Prix recovery is real and in full effect. if you love me, send me food (pretty please and thank you 🥺)

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

i guess miracles don't exist 😔

[Allanah DeMarco @AllanahDay]

it'll be a miracle if i dont get sick this Grand Prix weekend