Allano🔰

Mtrue||Authentic 💯||c'est la vie🤝||🥼💉|| I'M HIM 🐐|| MUFC ❤||

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

@Masindeed jibu hii bois😂😂

[KIMUTAI @Brown_niccur]

@KeKirwa Married men don't have freedom to masterbate 😂😂😂

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

😂😂wah

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Kwani kwa Samsung yako Ruto ako na afya?

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

😂

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Kenya is a very huge circus!

Caller: I think I am dead

Responder (Police: Why do you think you are dead?

Caller: Moyo ilikuwa inafanya WANTAM! WANTAM! Sahii inafanya TUTAM! TUTAM!”

Haha!

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Nursing assistant na B1? ama

[Chela🖤 @Ruthjelagat13]

Nurse to Nurse:
Ukitaka kuadvance carreer wise out of bedside nursing hii Kenya will offer you a chance to progress.

If you don't care as long as money dey enter fanya German language uende Austria kama Nursing Assistant juu kukuwa nurse lazima uingie darasa ya B2 na sasa usome mwaka ingine moja ndio ukuwe licensed.

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Hehe

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Another day to remind you brothers that a beautiful woman cannot make a beautiful wife. Pale kwa marriage uki approach na emotions utalia sana. Tough decisions must be made. Unajua hawa warembo wako na shida mingi saidi. These baddies will give some sickly kids buana. Mtoi anaenda shule twice a week the other days mnashinda kwa chemist mkitafuta dawa. As a man you need an average women. A 6 or 7 hivi but with Brains. Ukipata mmoja kama Dr. Branice uko sawa kabisa.

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

12 counties nipe pesa mungu

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Kuna this Instagram trend, how many counties have you visited?

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Building it brick by brick

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Young lads hawajui wealth comes in small instalments.

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Uti only zingine utakojoa fire

[KK @kenki_kids]

風俗店で遊んだ直後はすぐにおしっこをする。
性病予防のひとつです。

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Nateseka

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Huwa nashangaa sana every time napatana na a medic who's unemployed. County governments have really failed us. We shouldn't have devolved health care.

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

😂😂😂

[Kebirungi Annet @kebirungi_33261]

Dear God 3 malaria patients, 3 typhoid and 5 UTI patients are enough for today 😩🙏🙏

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Delete

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Dorgu hapo mbele bado sijamkubali

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

😂😂sasa what kind of reasoning is this most deputies and principal and senior teachers ni Genzs??

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

The teachers in our schools today are Gen Zs who are struggling to raise families - Murkomen

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

😂😂😂

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Dear ladies, don't waste time on that broke, poor and ambitionless man. Uncle Ted has a good strategy for you. Go get it girl.🤓

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Ajachiliwa na boyfriend yake mpaka kesho

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Text your Woman...

"Babe nitumie 250 bob nitakusort later, I'm in a fix"

And see the woman you're dating.

Leteni screenshots tuverify kama kawaida 😂

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Haha mwambie akuambie ukwelii

[Nyambura @Nyambuscov_]

I asked this man why he wants to be with a single mother na kuna younger girls without kids he said, "When you get into a life of a mother mostly you're getting into a structured life already,I don't want to be with a woman who's still figuring everything out including herself"

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Sasa hizii nii ganii

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

BREAKING NEWS: EPRA reduces petrol and diesel prices by Ksh0.22 and Ksh10 respectively

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Shit kama hii you don't explain just ghost

[Allano🍉 @Web3flux]

That saying ya “Dont feed a cow that you dont milk” siku hizi naichukulia very serious. I cant give a girl premium experiences hii Nairobi na yeye the best she can offer is chatting/calling me. Call me the bad guy but it is what it is.

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

@Masindeed @carolfrombolt ??

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Kijana mjinga sana

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Jadon Sancho leaves Man United as free agent after 5 years since joining on £75m deal from BVB.

United’s 4th most expensive signing ever says goodbye on a free after Aston Villa loan.

[Allano🔰 @AllanoGreat]

Walinicon 1050 this way

[QWIIN B🇵🇸 @Gabar_fican]

Got a phone call in the morning saying it’s from Aga Khan Hospital 🥳🥳, I got excited thinking my prayers had finally been answered and that I was among the shortlisted candidates. Only for the caller to tell me he noticed I hadn’t sent some documents (EACC, HELB blah blah),..