Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic.
A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison.
[🎥: via/ NOAA]
if u aren’t happy single u won’t be happy taken. happiness comes from smiting cannon minions, stealing turret plates and pinging your dead teammates, not from relationships
Last night I hit Gold rank in League of Legends, Summoner's Rift for the first time. Today, when I went on my walk to my standard retail job, idk I felt like I had this new edge to me that wasn't there before. I went from a triangle to a square pretty much. Have any other LoL overachievers ever felt this way before? It's like my rank is strapped to my waist and now whenever people are at risk of passing me on the sidewalk, they skirt over to the other side in a tizzy.
At work, someone tried to shoplift some Almond Joy. When I caught him, I yelled "hey!" And he looked at me and scoffed, like, "whatever dude, don't be a hero." I put a hand on my hip and said "I'm not a hero, I'm a jungler." He dropped the candy bar and ran to his getaway vehicle. I recorded the plate and called the police.
TCG fans: "We got way too many problems like scalpers and the meta-addicts, wish we could get something or someone to make things interesting agai-"
Chaotic coming back from a near 20 year deep sleep:
i enter the tavern, say nothing, and place a small gelatinous cube no larger than an ice cube on the table. a hush falls upon the crowd as everyone stares at the green gooey form. i begin to play my lute, and it wiggles along to the tune. it even does a little flip.