Luke Alldridge

bad mountain biker.
tea drinker.
fun enthusiast.

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

@RonJichardson Hi Jon, just thought I'd let you know @theatresevern keep toilet brushes, not rolls, on the right hand side.

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

BREAKING: The Beatles NEVER had a hit record....
#SeanSpicerNews

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

@Kniller_ @snailbeachws my loyalty should be noted. Not made light of.......

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

@snailbeachws where's the tweet saying I was back in the squad?
#EqualityforAll #nobodybiggerthantheclub #gafferhasfavourites

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/cJyBrLNhjP

[Ray Purchase, Actor ™ @MrRayPurchase]

. @realDonaldTrump, can you prove to us that your birth name is not Fuckface Von Clownstick?

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

@RhianOxenham keen!

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

When the work lads want to treat @bushontheradio like a substitute teacher. How cheeky would we have to be to get us sent to the headmaster?

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

@Kniller_ @joebyers_ @snailbeachws on a serious note. Who the actual fuck is Tom Zanetti??

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

@snailbeachws did I even do a dizzy pen? I don't remember it 😂😂

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

I know I shouldn't laugh
https://t.co/a6PbQlwkuP

[MotoGP™🏁 @MotoGP]

Everyone up for a standing ovation, please!👏

Save of the season without a doubt from ＠JuanfranGuevara! #ValenciaGP https://t.co/kpyWKGL6jA

[Cole Seely @coleseely14]

The sky is still blue. The grass is still green. Chipotle is still good. Dirt bikes are still rad. And punk rock is still awesome. #merica

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

I once punched a duck so hard that it went back in time and ended up in a painting at the National Portrait gallery wearing a Tudor ruff.

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

@Lydiagoodwin96 yes. 100% sorry

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

@Lydiagoodwin96 fair shout. Sorry babes.

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

Classy bird https://t.co/wpxoVMz3OC

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

Boooo. No signal today, so I've missed all the fun 😢 https://t.co/eQEVZo8Q0o

[Luke Alldridge @AlldridgeLuke]

@whitemoosecafe @FUCK0FFEE there's thousands of homeless people literally begging for decent drugs. And you GIVE them to kids? #shameonyou