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[Reality By Ashley @RealityByAshley]

trying to stay calm at the airport with a full dugout and 6 pre rolls in my makeup bag

[Drebae @Drebae_]

We have a trillionaire, and you're upset at people using SNAP to buy Chips Ahoy?

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

Millennials grew up WAYYY too fast. Like there was no reason I should have been watching Jerry Springer and doing my own laundry and ordering pizzas home alone age 9 while also having to go to therapy for my parent’s divorce

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when I am already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no fvcking common sense

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

The DC girls do not play abt their brunch im texting ppl and they STILL at brunch bitch its almost 5 pm thats dinner.

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

brazil. morocco. london to ibiza. straight to la, new york. vegas to africa.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

when y’all smoke together and he start freestyling 😒

[tori @doritenholm]

A Family can be One Woman and a Drunk Cigarette

[Stella Depp @JackieDepp22]

Me with Off Campus

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

Northern Virginia Democrats when the game is on the line:

[james @jms_tny]

Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose

[Brenton Kelley @CBSBrenton]

I’ll never delete this app man

[birdy @magp3ye]

Im assembling a team

[tamra judgy eyes @tamrajudgyeyes]

Her mind works in ways that nobody can comprehend

[naiive @naiivememe]

Me in WW3 fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms of use without reading them

[albion’s sneed @ferretbranca]

in a bad place right now (northern virginia)

[Madison Faith🌷 @internetmadison]

the jeep rubber duck thing seems swingers adjacent

[: @_dxllz7]

me hitting “notify anyway” when their do not disturb is on