michiru

idk i need a nap

[michiru @Alleekay]

The sound of a Velcro wallet dries out every pussy in a 20 mile radius.

[michiru @Alleekay]

I like yelling ‘are ya winning son?’ at cars that cut me off for no reason. Congrats on fitting yourself in this tiny space in traffic, we’re not moving any faster than the other lanes bud

[michiru @Alleekay]

Why the fuck is it impossible to find plain ass double flared stainless steel tunnels anywhere??

[michiru @Alleekay]

The only ads I get on Instagram lately are magic or LOTR related

Y’all fucking nailed it.

[michiru @Alleekay]

Walked by an apartment where the kid was playing video games and listening to SOAD’s steal this album. The kids are gonna be alright

[michiru @Alleekay]

@cryptidbaddie Plz hold 🫡

[michiru @Alleekay]

I made an MA Nostalgia playlist and it actually slaps so hard. Sobbing and smashing my steering wheel simultaneously

[michiru @Alleekay]

@cryptidbaddie Wow could you BE ANY HOTTER

[michiru @Alleekay]

Things I’ll miss about Florida: Dutch bros, the sun. Things I won’t miss: literally everything else

[michiru @Alleekay]

Wormwood is (has been for 16 years) a perfect album. 10/10, no skips. Assbeater from start to finish. Argue with a wall

[michiru @Alleekay]

Hey Allee, what did you do today? Oh wandered around a bird sanctuary for four hours, what about you?

[michiru @Alleekay]

I can’t see a roseate spoonbill without thinking of Brennan Lee Mulligan

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

Is Aragorn opening the doors of the keep of Helm’s Deep the female gaze? In this essay I will

[michiru @Alleekay]

Alexisonfire announces two Toronto Crisis shows, rumblings of a Crisis anniversary tour, AND they’re recording album six?? Crash out postponed, will to live found. 2026 might actually be okay. Thanks AOF

[michiru @Alleekay]

@Advil I’m very excited for this

[michiru @Alleekay]

Ending it all postponed, Winter Olympics are back and figure skating starts tomorrow. I have the will to live for a month

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

they said "at least it made you stronger" but I was hoping for love, not a life lesson. I needed comfort, not scars

[michiru @Alleekay]

Local woman discovers man who said he would not disappoint her, would in fact, disappoint her. More at 10.

[michiru @Alleekay]

I am in excruciating pain and I do not say that lightly and it’s not even the fucking deep wound I have on my finger

[michiru @Alleekay]

Brother why is it that when I actually HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE AT A SPECIFIC TIME 93 DECIDES ITS TIME FOR THE ACCIDENT OF THE CENTURY

[michiru @Alleekay]

I have a feeling that once I finish rewatching Hellier, I’m just going to start from episode one again.