愛-BF

Roadside ranting for the modern man.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

Imagine you’re in NYC, talking to a man at a bar, and the man shows you a nuclear bomb. He tells you, after a short conversation, that he intends to detonate this bomb in the middle of Manhattan. You hear this declaration, horrified, and your expression betrays you…
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[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Pew Research put a quiz on r/politics and revealed the subreddit is 97% left leaning, with nearly half being the farthest left the poll counted.

Reddit is an echochamber, discourse is dead on that site.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

It's called "localization" you silly goose. It's impossible to translate Japanese word for word so these choices have to be made to bridge cultural differences.

[Adachi @RawrOfTheEmo]

I was actually hyped to read this but the translation pissed me off. Only to then find out that the translation group is racist as fuck

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

@joeybeastmarket She thought about it and instantly blamed you for it so she put up hard boundaries. Hard to say if that's because she noticed you looking and found you creepy or, conversely, because you didn't look and it's rather her who was into you. Without more info, I'd probe further.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

Sending this to my crush because I find fruit crops and regional variation fascinating

[Today In History @historigins]

The Hua Moa is a large, thick Hawaiian banana with creamy, orange-pink flesh, growing up to 10 inches long and 4 inches wide

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

@Mofoman360 There should be no mosques in any country.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

@JohnCleese Because they want to put the crescent moon over it.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

And proudly interrupting traffic at the crossing like every other 3rd world pest.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

From sumo to sushi, matcha to mochi - Japanese culture is having a massive moment in London.

I’m in Tokyo to forge new partnerships which will deliver innovation, jobs and growth for our two capitals for generations to come.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

Us

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

I, for one, can’t possibly condemn these rapes until it’s been proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they ate at least one cat. I want to see the fecal reports of the cat they ate on the date you said they ate it or it doesn’t count and you’re just being racist towards normal rapists.

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Use 200,000 and people will say the same. Use 300,000 and they will say the same thing. Use 100,000 and they will say the same thing. After the number reaches a certain point it doesn't really change anything does it? You said 250,000 when the real number is actually 230,000, like who gives a fuck. They raped and tortured hundreds of thousands of little girls and you're worried about the number being exact? Fuck off

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

@paul_hundred Well whatever but they also didn’t eat a cat, dumbass,,

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

@DailyMail The judges are named Madeleine Reeds and Nathan Moxon. They’re the two people who think your children should live next to a pedophile. Aren’t they so magnanimous? What incredible generosity and compassion that they would even extend it to the man who will rape your children.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

Alarmists love to worry, but the market has priced in the coming GDPogrom already.

[New York Post @nypost]

Illegal migrant who raped a corpse on NYC subway is slapped with 5 years in prison https://t.co/yprTs9YQMa

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

@martianwyrdlord @HarmlessYardDog Not yet. But soon.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

@paul_hundred That pussy was just tall.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

If Hank Smooches was still here, he would be arming the moderate Brits.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

Treat communists like you would treat jihadis.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

@AishaHussain999 I'd start packing my bags if I were you.

[愛-BF @AllegroRubato]

I'd be disappointed if this wasn't the case.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you