Allen

*clutching madman’s knowledge and lighting the blunt on a crucified beast* idk sometimes it just feels like there’s more to the dream than the hunt, y’know?

[Phil Nguyen @mtgbanding]

> be the mtg secret lair twttr account

> announce encyclopedia theme

> post reverse-alphabet nonsensical messages

> forget to post an "A" message or any payoff

> pat yourself on the back for building hype

> don't share the final cards included

> announce technical problems

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Kash Patel is the kind of person a functioning FBI used to investigate.

[winnie! @wildstwawberry]

If you think of the two types of Magic players as this, there’s a good chance you’ve just met someone that’s at this point on the graph

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

You’re doing the meme

[@ Lilac City L5 @TigheSammy]

“Older woman”
“1998”

[petah @pe_tsar]

“America First” crowd when it’s time to feed 40 million Americans

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Check out the community note. They lie so brazenly it is still shocking to me

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

the hitler youth sticking together

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Just add me to the Signal chat I’ll ask him myself

[sur4js @sur4js]

I was the single mother he let go. Collin was an awful boss and one of the worst people I’ve ever had the misfortune of working for. I am now free

[Tom Malinowski @Malinowski]

They needed eight months to figure out that tariffs won’t make bananas grow in Iowa.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

No Kings His Inauguration

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He’s a vigilante who violently assaults people

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

One side believes 2+2=4 and the other is flat earthers fighting people who think vaccines turn you into Magneto

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Jesus Christ. It’s not a test. It’s a violation.

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

No Kings protesters are fucking gross. Look at all this trash and litter they left behind. Oh, wait, that’s from the Charlie Kirk Memorial.