Nick Amstutz

truck driver #GreenwoodStrong

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On his way out the door for a run he told his wife he would be back in 30 minutes , 30 years later she is still waiting at the door for him to walk through ... @duncantwitature

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Sitting in the garage of a forbidden house are his firewoors with no way to get to them , but his friends came up with one option @duncantwitature

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On a plane going across the world only him and the pilots , he heard a loud bang and he woke up dazed on a abandon island... @duncantwitature

[Nick Amstutz @AllenBishop54]

Allen and his friends were driving down the highway , looked over and saw a giraffe in the car next to them as the approached a overpass , they looked back over it was headless @duncantwitature

[Nick Amstutz @AllenBishop54]

Darius was walking through the woods , he stopped to tie his shoe on a log , all of the sudden the logged was zapped by light beam coming from the sky ...@duncantwitature

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James is a superstar , very big and , very bright but he only appears at night @duncantwitature

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Josie wants he best for herself but won’t do anything to pursue it and be the best her @duncantwitature

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Jimmy and his friends wanted to take the unforgettable trip to the moon but on the way they lost connection and were never to be seen again...@duncantwitature

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He always get crap for loving the sport , but when he graduates college with the others he will have little to no debt unlike them... @duncantwitature

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He sold his soul to the devil for the fame and fortune , but then he came to realize the real fame and fortune came at the end... @duncantwitature #SML

[Nick Amstutz @AllenBishop54]

Standing by the woods he hears a slight nose come from behind him he turns to look but there is nothing @duncantwitature #SML

[Nick Amstutz @AllenBishop54]

Sitting in the middle of the desert stranded he looks out from a far and sees an object coming closer and closer untill it’s almost there but then ... @duncantwitature #SML

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@duncantwitature Ugly lookin mug on the out side of a bottle of rum
Get down in your knees and bow to greatness
Now go back to the sea and shave that scum!

[Nick Amstutz @AllenBishop54]

10 years later life is going good
Found out I had CTE but that’s okay
My brain was on a downhill spiral
maybe my kids will resist to play

[Nick Amstutz @AllenBishop54]

@duncantwitature #npm18

[Nick Amstutz @AllenBishop54]

I was walking through the village and saw a chicken , I looked at him and started kickin.

[Nick Amstutz @AllenBishop54]

There was a man in my basement staring at me and he put his hand out and said hello there , I went to shake his and and there was nothing @duncantwitature #SML

[Nick Amstutz @AllenBishop54]

Cam walked into his room one afternoon and his room smelled terrible , he reached over to light his 10 candles and 4 incents but they were gone no candles no incents nothing. @duncantwitature #SML

[Nick Amstutz @AllenBishop54]

Three guys came togather as one in 2016 to win a NBA championship , no better feeling then winning a championship , but there was something missing. @duncantwitature #SML

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Sitting in mrs Duncan’s class room the stench of a showerless cole was filling the room , it was getting so bad mrs Duncan had to spray febreze @duncantwitature