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[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Nothing is stopping you from making 365 McDonalds accounts and eating free all year via the free Birthday Meals

[Scott Friedman 🎟️ @ScottFriedman3]

A @StubHub @coachella story to get your morning started…

3 months ago I purchased 2 Coachella passes on Stubhub for $812 each.The in hand shipping date was yesterday via FedEx. For a week I have called and been told wait until Tuesday the week of. I called yesterday afternoon and was told my original seller didn’t come through but don’t worry a replacement link would be sent. My hotel is booked, my flight is booked but I have no ticket. There are passes available on their site currently but for double the price I paid.

I waited all night for the replacement link. Nothing. I just received an email this morning that my order is cancelled and a refund will be coming. Awful experience! Now because of a trash seller and a trash site I have to buy a new passes today from another site for 2k each. I wasted weeks and now am paying an extra $2600 for 2 tickets Stubhub didn’t deliver.

Look at the current market…⬇️⬇️

[Brian James @VoodooHipster]

I have heard so many more disappointing @StubHub @coachella situations than any years past.

Sellers who did not fulfill should be lifetime banned

Buyers should be compensated

Stubhub does not care, they get paid either way.

This is fucking absurd.

[Northstarbets @NorthStarBetter]

⭐️NBA 3/10 PLAY OF THE DAY⭐️

Bam Adebayo u 35.5 pr 🔥

- Bam Adebayo is only averaging 28.8 pr per game, giving us crazy value!! He flew under last visit w the wizards, and a spread of 15.5 gives us more value w blowout potential

10❤️ and we’ll drop play #2 as we try to go back to back sweeps!🧹

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Cardinals 2019 Draft Class
• Kyler… Free Agent
• B Murphy… MIN
• A Isabella… Not in NFL
• Z Allen… DEN
• H Butler… Not in NFL
• D Thompson… Not in NFL
• K Johnson… Not in NFL
• L Gaillard… Not in NFL
• J Miles… LV
• M Dogbe… Not in NFL
• C Wilson… Not in NFL

[Dub Meñtality @DubMentality]

Here is your daily confirmation that cards are too expensive in 2026. Went to the store today and as I was checking out, conveniently by the cards, I turned and grabbed this Chrome Mega. Then this exchange:

Cashier - “Oh, had to get some cards?”

Me - “Couldn’t help myself - I have a card problem”

She scans the box and her eyes open wide.

Cashier - “WOW! It’d be cheaper if you had a cocaine problem!”

Me - “Well, that cocaine won’t give me the high of pulling 6 Rudy Gobert base cards!”

Cashier - “……..”

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

10-year old kid knocked on my door

Offered to shovel my driveway for $20

I love encouraging young entrepreneurs

So I hired him to shovel all 10 houses on my block

Paid him $200. He was grinning ear-to-ear.

Little does he know, every single house is already a client of my snow removal business

They each paid $150 for my premium snow removal business

I made a $1,300profit by arbitraging labor

Welcome to capitalism, kid

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

The type of sh*t my opponent’s fantasy players start pulling when they play me:

[Raheem Mostert @RMos_8Ball]

Last day to vote me into the #ProBowl2026 — a repost counts as 2 votes today! Thank you!! 🙏🏾 #ProBowlVote + Raheem Mostert @RMos_8Ball

[YFK 友 @YourFriendKyle_]

My scoring apps are trippin lmao. Shit says Kyle Pitts has 10-152-3.

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Relatable

[Eric Lindquist @EricLindquist]

To whomever switched the points and minutes columns on ESPN, this is a crime worse than the YouTube debacle, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Kyle Odegard @Kyle_Odegard]

But it’s all Kyler’s fault, right?

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Justice for the Chicken 🥲

[Baba @BabaDClint]

Talk about milking the situation 😂

[JLS IV @Slotter]

They let Brisset throw on 3rd and 17 but not Kyler 😂😂😂

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

In hindsight - this should have been so obvious
https://t.co/YyuZ2iT5XY