Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊

GMU Class of 2018. Data Geek. Father. Fan of the Washington Capitals. Ferrari F1. DC United.

Conductor of the Dylan Strome Hype Train

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

@JohnCarlsongang This 4 goal 3rd period for the Caps boutta go so hard.

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

BRO THAT'S SO LAME

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

FIFA has canceled World Cup tickets issued to about 60 fans who mistakenly got them for free because of a website error. https://t.co/vaPKK7MenS

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

Goodnight, sweet prince

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

Hearing #mnwild pending unrestricted free agent Marcus Johansson, coming off a real solid season, has signed a contract to return to Sweden and play back with Farjestad

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

The voters have serious Suzuki bias.

[Sammi Silber 🏒 @sammisilber]

Capitals forward Tom Wilson finished 24th in Selke voting, with three third-place votes and three fifth-place votes.

Aliaksei Protas and Justin Sourdif also got votes.

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

This is just a good clean hard body check. Little head contact but not the principle point of contact.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

A violent collision between Max Muncy and Ildemaro Vargas leads to both players leaving the game

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

Good morning to Chris Patrick and Dylan Larkin.

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

How it feels watching the Stanley Cup Finals

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

I really think this thing goes 7.

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

@M_MiracleMan Game is on mute cuz sleeping baby did they say why? It looked pretty clear over the line so idk if they said intent to blow or something like that

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

@GretzkyHateClub Well apparently Toronto did not agree with us

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

I uh... I think that's a goal

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

internet, help us find the banned fan. he can watch the rest of the finals at B-Dubs on us.

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

@JPFinlayNBCS

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

@averagecapsfan @capsf1sh I sure hope so!

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

I genuinely believe this guy will end up taking the title of "best player to never make the hall of fame"

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

Define "underrated" in sports

PHOTOS ONLY 📸

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

@AdleyLamarKing

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

Yeah, this passes the gut check. We're almost there. All we need is the hardest thing in hockey to find!

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

@shaynagoldman_ @IcemanAthletic @ThomasDrance @ByScottPowers @vzmercogliano @jkamckenzie @WPGMurat @jprutherford @Peter_Baugh @Aportzline @m_bultman Capitals Stanley Cup Checklist 🏆📝

Washington checks a lot of boxes, but the shoes left unfilled by Ovechkin's decline and potential exit leave a massive hole relative to every team in the East.
https://t.co/xZC9XIKZoT

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

@capstrav1s He absolutely should be, but he got overshadowed so much during his career that it'll carry over when it comes time to get into the hall

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

The FBI, CIA, KGB, and the Spanish Inquisition couldn't have gotten this outta me. Youre the whole mayor and you're leaving early to best traffic??

[Chris Emma @CEmma670]

Mayor Brandon Johnson on the Soldier Field game day traffic: "Let me tell you how bad it is — Bears vs. Packers, I'm at the game, we're losing. I decide to leave to beat the traffic. Before I get out of the footprint, the Bears had come back to win."

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

@bluliner98 I would say a good 95% of the "worst contract in hockey" people were really just having a sour grapes session that they didn't get him.

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

@R1nkR4t Absolutely

[Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊 @AllenCaps1995]

@poufisufi LMFAO So did I that's why I asked 🤣