Allen Holz

Hi

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

All these girls gonna be tweeting "going into 2013 single.." NOBODY CARES.

[Daniel Tosh @itsDannyTosh]

2012 was so yesterday.

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

1 tequila, 2 tequilas, 3 tequiklas, 4 teuiqlas, 5 teuiqlsd, 6 teiqulkss, 7 eteiqlas, 8 treqiklas, 9 trwqiukas, 10 trewquwtss.

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

I hate it when you're super excited for something and everything goes wrong....

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Hey auto correct, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift.

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Anybody remember this? R1, R2, L1, R2, ←, ↓, →, ↑, ←, ↓, →, ↑

[Allen Holz @AllenHolz1996]

@XDAlexysXD fine :(

[Allen Holz @AllenHolz1996]

@XDAlexysXD okay well ill just upload those pics to Instagram and twitter :D

[Allen Holz @AllenHolz1996]

@XDAlexysXD well don't be sad then!

[Allen Holz @AllenHolz1996]

@XDAlexysXD then get some closer friends!

[Allen Holz @AllenHolz1996]

@XDAlexysXD move closer to me and Olpo!

[Allen Holz @AllenHolz1996]

@XDAlexysXD why you sad!!!

[Allen Holz @AllenHolz1996]

@XDAlexysXD why you so mean :( #sadface

[Allen Holz @AllenHolz1996]

This fucking sucks no power. Power company said up to 7 or more days >.< DAMNIT! #fuck

[Daniel Tosh @itsDannyTosh]

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: No one helps you once you're fucked.

[Allen Holz @AllenHolz1996]

I love these Skype calls with my best friends :D Olpo and Alexys and Devin :D

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

See, in the hood we don't have 'Tony the Tiger' we got Tyrone the Tiger.. and he be like "Nigga they Aight.."

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Simba:What's that shadowy place over there? Mufassa:That's the Super Bowl, no lions have ever been there.