Allen Miller

Unapologetic American imperialist. Daily geopolitics updates from East Texas, with a side of satire. 🇺🇸

[Allen Miller @AllenMillerGeo]

You voted, and Iraq got roasted. 🔥 Friday Nation Roast: Spider-Hole King 🇺🇸🇸🇦 Saddam talked big and ended up in a hole, and now Baghdad takes orders from Tehran. We bodied you twice. Comment the country you want roasted next week, and the top picks make the poll. 👇

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@MarioNawfal Iran chokes Hormuz, America drills Greenland. The ayatollahs just ran the best sales pitch Arctic oil ever had. Drill, baby, drill. 🇺🇸🇬🇱

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@MarioNawfal Houthis lob Iranian junk at a Saudi airport, then brag about it on Telegram. There's a reason Ansarallah's on the FTO list. Turn those launch sites into parking lots.

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@Osint613 The IRGC has 'destroyed' more US drones this week than it has working radars. Baghdad Bob would be proud. Tehran's deadliest weapon is still the press release. 🇺🇸

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3/ Binance says ~$6.3B was hit in the largest crypto theft on record; ~$3B is frozen. TRM Labs and Chainalysis blame North Korea's TraderTraitor (not officially confirmed). Stolen crypto has funded Kim's weapons. That's a US security problem. https://t.co/dFxFWrWgOY

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Friday's geopolitics update 🇺🇸

Saudi air defenses knock down Houthi missiles fired at Riyadh. China spreads 50+ ships from Japan to the Philippines. And blockchain sleuths tie a record $6.3B Binance hack to North Korea.

#Geopolitics

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2/ Taiwan says 53 Chinese ships, 34 of them warships incl. the carrier Liaoning, are spread from southern Japan to off the Philippines, calling the threat to all three "obvious." Japan, Taiwan and the Philippines need full US backing. https://t.co/eMZOu1jKag

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🧵 Today's geopolitics 1/ Saudi air defenses shot down two Houthi ballistic missiles fired at Riyadh Thursday night; falling debris injured one person. Iran's proxy keeps hitting a key US partner and the heart of world oil supply. https://t.co/aIQBMmIPat

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@War_Radar2 China pouring a 3,000m runway on a reef it stole. Cute. Every inch of that concrete is a pre-plotted target for the US Navy. Build all you want, Xi, we've got the coordinates. 🇺🇸🇵🇭

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@Osint613 Qatar flew to Tehran with 'revised proposals.' Here's mine: hand over the enriched uranium, quit mining shipping lanes, and maybe we let you keep the lights on. Clock's ticking, ayatollah.

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@clashreport CENTCOM moving 1.5 BILLION barrels for our friends while Tehran's oil sits parked like a repo'd Camry. That's what a blockade looks like, mullahs. Welcome to the Donroe era. 🇺🇸

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@MarioNawfal Little Rocket Man just fired 12 missiles into the Sea of Japan, which is still more than his people got to eat this year. Tokyo, Seoul and Uncle Sam are watching. 🇺🇸🇯🇵🇰🇷

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@clashreport Damn right. When a regime chants 'Death to America' for 47 straight years, eventually America RSVPs. 🇺🇸🦅

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@MarioNawfal Seven conditions? From a regime that can't keep the lights on in Tehran? America's got one: quit being a terror-sponsoring shithole. Ghalibaf can frame that one. 🇺🇸

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@MarioNawfal Respect, Seoul. 61% of your crude runs through Hormuz, so standing next to Uncle Sam is just smart. Meanwhile Kim's lobbing fireworks into the ocean like a drunk uncle on the 4th. 🇺🇸🇰🇷

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@visegrad24 'There will be elections,' says the regime that's been promising that since 1999. Delcy, the Donroe Doctrine has a calendar too, and it's a hell of a lot shorter than yours. Tick tock. 🇺🇸

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@Osint613 @BeamTracker_ The Mirinda boys are at it again, lobbing Iran's hand-me-down missiles at Riyadh between whatever they do for a can of strawberry soda. Saudi air defense swats 'em like Texas mosquitoes. Stay in your caves, boys. 🇺🇸🇸🇦

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@BRICSinfo Tehran's mullahs left JD on read? Bold move for a regime whose air force fits in a Costco parking lot. Answer the damn letter before the next one comes with a B-2 return address. 🇺🇸

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