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Love my family, friends, and pets. I’m a fairly healthy mix of optimism and cynicism. Happy to hear you out then have a beer with you, or pray for you, or Both

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@HerbApproach Grimace the Menace

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@UncleDrewGB 43

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@CheapFunBreaks Dad of 3. Commanders and Blue Jays for our family. We’re gluttons for punishment. 😂
Hope some Dads out there get some
Monster hits!!! Thanks dude.

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@KdotJohnson_ Guess the K was silent and invisible. I never realized the k was added. 😂

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@DanManCarney We all know what happens when a Bruce gets angry, we don’t like it when a Bruce gets angry.

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@CardPurchaser @nsccshow What a 🤡. Keyboard cowboy, I wouldn’t sweat it but keep your head on a swivel. Stay safe bro.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Bro has mastered the guitar fully

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@HoopMixOnly 62

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@KBongMusic Manteo, NC. #VUSIC LETS GOOOOOO!

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@ianmiles Hate to say it but I’d rather hear them sing “Imagine”🙄

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@pulte 👎🏼

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@mcuban “I literally gave raises to my employees a few years ago…..”. As if nothing has changed in the past few years🙄

[Harrison Schenck @FractionalList]

🚨Wholesome timeline cleanse incoming🚨

Dad teaches son how to fish. The kid will remember this forever. And a big reason why is the enthusiasm shown by the dad & the positive reinforcement he gives his son, especially around the 1:13 mark, when he reinforces a verbal lesson about keeping a positive attitude (because the kid was probably complaining before this was shot)

*Side note this kid is maybe ~5 and he's already caught a bigger bass than I ever have in my 37 years on earth

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@zillowgonewild Missing some furniture, pass. 😂

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@BigBobsCards @parkervb next season let’s pass the hat and do a cameo draft order (doesn’t have to be Chucky). 😂

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@CardPurchaser Yessir.

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@GuyTalksFinance Take out an ELC and add a bedroom/bathroom. Bunk beds baby.

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I’d watch this musical

[Super Mighty Mega Memes! @SuperMightyMM]

Why does this go so hard? 🤣

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It’ll be “Fat Alberta” in no time.

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

If Alberta joined the Union, what would we rename it?